Caption contest: What is Craig doing?

Sure, Intel's demo man -- Craig -- had something specific he was showing us earlier at the company's CES press event, but you can assuredly think of something more... creative, can't you?
Tim: "Laaaadies...."
Josh T.: "You over there, feel like makin'... no? Okay."
Joe: "This one's called Cold Lampin' With Intel."
Richard Lai: "Intel outside."
Chris: "We doin'... big pimpin', spendin' cheese. We be... big pimpin' on C.O.R.E.'s"
Darren: "'Cause my Atom don't stop 'til six in da mooooaannnin'."
Ross: "Our Flavor Flav impersonators aren't like your Flavor Flav impersonators."
Thomas: "Quick to the point to the point no fakin, I'm cooking AMD like a pound of bacon."
Richard Lawler: "This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh."
Don: "I pity the fool that buys AMD."
Joanna: "No, you're a rockstar."
Vlad: "I might look like a fool, but I'm getting paid to dress and act like this, what's your excuse?"
Tim: "Laaaadies...."
Josh T.: "You over there, feel like makin'... no? Okay."
Joe: "This one's called Cold Lampin' With Intel."
Richard Lai: "Intel outside."
Chris: "We doin'... big pimpin', spendin' cheese. We be... big pimpin' on C.O.R.E.'s"
Darren: "'Cause my Atom don't stop 'til six in da mooooaannnin'."
Ross: "Our Flavor Flav impersonators aren't like your Flavor Flav impersonators."
Thomas: "Quick to the point to the point no fakin, I'm cooking AMD like a pound of bacon."
Richard Lawler: "This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh."
Don: "I pity the fool that buys AMD."
Joanna: "No, you're a rockstar."
Vlad: "I might look like a fool, but I'm getting paid to dress and act like this, what's your excuse?"





















"Thanks Mr. T..."
The Vagina Monologues
"We're going to put Intel Inside, and we're out of nitrile gloves."
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