Nuvo's Ritmo Advanced Pregnancy Sound System jacks your baby in to your terrible music taste

Nuvo has just released its $130 Ritmo "Advanced Pregnancy Sound System," which is a pregnant belly belt composed of four belly-firing speakers, with a built-in iPod pocket, 3.5mm jack and volume-regulating abilities. You could jack in your phone for a bit of long distance baby conversation, but for the most part you know this belt is going to be inundating your child-to-be with Josh Groban and The Ting Tings. And do you really want that on your conscience? There's video after the break.

[LinkMan Posted Jan 14th 2010 12:26PM]

This sounds almost as necessary as the BabyPlus Prenatal Education System.

[LinkMan Posted Jan 14th 2010 12:26PM]

@LinkMan http://daddytypes.com/2008/09/27/or_is_it_high-margin_quackery_1st_safety_1st_babyplus_prenatal_education_system.php

[Plazmic Flame Posted Jan 14th 2010 12:27PM]

I'd like my baby to live thanks. Babies have been born just fine before this, let them test it out on some other baby.

[PerryAJ Posted Jan 14th 2010 12:53PM]

@JackNapier lol. If I could give you a cookie for that comment, I would.

[Dr Rabbit Posted Jan 14th 2010 1:12PM]

I'd hit it.

[chadstone30 Posted Jan 14th 2010 1:23PM]

Now your child can be sick of the Black Eyed Peas before they're even born.

[golfnz34me Posted Jan 14th 2010 1:38PM]

That chick is pretty hot, but did she strap-on some fat guy's belly?

[xconan Posted Jan 14th 2010 10:19PM]

she looks like mila kunis in a larger format

[futurebird Posted Jan 14th 2010 2:19PM]

@Wwhat I know. Are these kids real?

[l3ov4nd3r Posted Jan 14th 2010 5:01PM]

How was this just released? This product has been on Think Geek for awhile.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/newborn-infant/b723/

[keithwwalker Posted Jan 17th 2010 4:58AM]

Two problems with this crapgadget:
The baby is basically immersed in water, who listens to music underwater? No one because you can't.
Two, that woman is not pregnant, just fat.