Puppy Tweets lets your puppy... tweet

Apple might think it's going to change the world tomorrow with some sort of crazy tablet, but we're here to tell you that the world has already changed. American humans will soon be able to buy a product called "Puppy Tweets," a product actually designed, tested, and released by the Mattel corporation. First, you need a dog with a Twitter account. (Who doesn't have one of those?) Then, you need to use $30 of your actual money to buy Puppy Tweets, a plastic sound-and-motion sensor that clips onto your dog's collar and sends out several pre-written tweets that have extreme amounts of dignity, like "YAHOOOOOOO! Somedays you just gotta get your bark on." Then you have to weep gently for the future of our society.

[MichaelDola Posted Jan 27th 2010 12:41AM]

I think what would show up most would be

YAHHOOOOOOO!!! I'm licking my balls! (because I can).

[c w j Posted Jan 27th 2010 1:44AM]

puppy queef?!!?!!?

what????


ew!!!!

[Carld Posted Jan 27th 2010 2:20AM]

Every other tweet is

*head turn* "Squirrel!"

[jwoods Posted Jan 27th 2010 4:07AM]

American humans? No such thing...

[NeonMonster Posted Jan 27th 2010 4:33AM]

I would buy this depending on the price....

But I would REALLY HATE, if my dog ends up being one of those tweeters that posts tweets nonstop all day.

[exclusive Posted Jan 27th 2010 6:55AM]

Woof woof woof " OH YEAH I CAN TWEET" lol!!

[glennS Posted Jan 27th 2010 11:17AM]

May the inventor of this piece of crapgadget be cursed to receive each and every tweet ever sent by one of his dastardly evil minion dog collars.