Caption contest: iPhone as a CPR device
By Vlad Savov 
posted February 12th 2010 10:54AM
posted February 12th 2010 10:54AM
Paul: "Come on Luke Wilson's Career, stay with me now, you're not going to die on me!"
Darren: "Man, I could really get a better look at what's going on if this thing had a 9.7-inch IPS panel..."
Chris: "Everyone is either dying or staying alive these days, and we began to ask ourselves: is there room for something in the middle?"
Nilay: "He then died."
Vlad: "Our other cradle also measures rhythm and depth, though its purpose isn't entirely medicinal."
Andy: "A rare case where a lack of multitasking is actually helpful to the task on hand."
Thomas: "Can you stop dying for a second, I have to take this call."
Joe: "This actually adds an intriguing level of complexity to Super Monkey Ball 2."
Richard Lai: "Come on... COME ON!! Wait a tick... AT&T? No wonder it isn't working. Dammit."
Tim: "Looks like this guy's heart (puts on sunglasses)... has dropped its last call." Yeeeaaaaaahhhh...
Does my caption have to paint Apple in a positive light?
All negative captions will be flat-lined.
Negative Apple comments will be flat-lined.....
Ha Ha Ha! I will make the next generation of Ironman, if I can just get this to stay on his chest.....
Recharge your iPhone and your friend.
What do you do when your friend has no pulse and there is no help for miles? There is an app for that.
I hope this app is free... or a lot of people will, you know... go to iHeaven.
You do realize if the unit is jailbroken this procedure isn't covered by insurance.
Dam with this battery pack i might get another 45mins outta this sucker
And when it freezes, what do you do then?
"Welcome to the Apple borg."
"CPR app, or CPR web site... I can't decide! Damned lack of multitasking!"
"To attach the iPhone into chest, insert the base of the phone, dock connector first..."
"Dang! This guy is the largest iPhone accessory I've seen yet. Is he available in pink?"
"This app requires the iPhone 3G S to function properly. The 3G and earlier models are unable to produce a fast enough heartbeat."
You can't leave because there's just one more thing...
Use the iForce...
or
Wait, I still have to french kiss this dummy, don't I?
80% of patients reported seeing the light at the end of a tunnel. Turns out it was just the flashlight app.
co-worker dying????? Theres an app for that!!!
I've just been playing "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell, when this happens to me....
iPod introduces the Cirque de Soleil CPR Edition, with "Handstand Hop" technology...
Because CBS knows you like to watch the same series but in different cities, Watch CSIphone: Cuppertino.
In the event that Iron Man's power source fails, it can be replaced with an iPhone as follows...
One and two and... damn these notification windows...wait theres no back button F-it the battery just died.
Scientists, working with Apple Engineers, are demonstrating an emergency plan to revive the ailing and weak Steve Jobs once the Apple iPad fails!
Dying? Need resuscitation? There's an app for that.
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