Caption Contest: 3D is a mind blow, everyone can agree on that

What do b-boys, random celebrities like Mark Sanchez, Andy Samberg and Hillary Duff, and the Black Eyed Peas have to do with 3DTV? We're not sure either, but that didn't stop Samsung from mixing them up during its "worldwide launch event" yesterday in NYC. Check the video (embedded after the break) for the above revelation about 3D from the JIMP troubador himself, but what was going through the heads of our friend Jimmy C and the BEP when this picture was taken?

Chris: "And see, just by turning this knob to the right, we can give Avatar a plot."
Richard Lawler: "If everyone starts wearing these, we're going to need new outfits."
Nilay: "Fascinating. You say this is called a 'lady lump?'"
Joe: "What? Bono beat us to it?"
Joanna: "That Neytiri, she's a handful..."
Paul: "I've gotta feeling that nothing of intellectual importance is happening here."

[reakt Posted Mar 12th 2010 4:10AM]

why are these captions never funny? Ever.

[jaykimdotnet Posted Mar 12th 2010 4:24AM]

Can't wait to watch those 3D cooking shows.

[TheAWAKEArmy Posted Mar 12th 2010 5:50AM]

Her: "My left breast is sooo firm"
Him: "Ooooo...the right one is even better"

[balwheeler Posted Mar 12th 2010 6:31AM]

"These aren't 3D glasses. We're all just really high."

[Essential17 Posted Mar 12th 2010 6:45AM]

It's Duff, not Clinton, Hilary is spelled with one 'l'.

[DarkGrimoire Posted Mar 12th 2010 7:34AM]

The Blacker Eyed Peas

or

The Pink Eyed Peas...

[HTH2010 Posted Mar 12th 2010 11:23AM]

I didn't realize that 3D Porn was so close to 'coming' to market.

[FORDY Posted Mar 12th 2010 11:37AM]

00:27 - Just before things get funky,
I thought Samsung had been banned from saying "LED TV" as people misinterprate it to mean it's actually millions of rainbow LED's?

I thought they had had to start saying LED backlit or LCD with LED etc.

[jnemesh Posted Mar 12th 2010 11:42AM]

James Cameron gets his first demo of porn in 3D.

[LarryG60 Posted Mar 12th 2010 11:58AM]

All hail Geordi La Forge...

[thedirtyasian Posted Mar 12th 2010 1:06PM]

James: "...and you cup it ever so gently, like this..."
Fergie: "You mean grab it like this?!"

[Poobla Posted Mar 12th 2010 1:56PM]

@PrinceAli
In the Matrix boobs taste like chicken.

[Blaugrana23 Posted Mar 12th 2010 3:13PM]

is fergie dating that guy?

[FabDex Posted Mar 12th 2010 4:08PM]

Cameron: "That's how you shut up Ben Drawbaugh: strangle slowly".
Fergie: "And you twist Lawler's nut (singular: nut) just like this"

[Elbeezee Posted Mar 12th 2010 4:43PM]

"Hello Tokyo...Come in Tokyo"...beeeooop

[fadeddeath Posted Mar 12th 2010 4:57PM]

Not only do they look real in 3D, they Feel real too!

[RCNinja Posted Mar 12th 2010 10:45PM]

"Now if one of you guys want to try, this hooker still has one more boob to grab. What? No takers?"

[Heck35 Posted Mar 13th 2010 1:12AM]

They feel so real!

[Sepirioth Posted Mar 13th 2010 2:05PM]

"why are they all wearing my shades?" (dude on the right's thoughts)