Caption contest: solar suits, or the future of punishment for eco-abusers?
By Darren Murph 
posted March 17th 2010 10:29AM
posted March 17th 2010 10:29AM
Josh T.: "Totally off the grid in regard to both power and girlfriends."
Thomas: "And now Solar Sprockets, we dance!"
Joe: "You have to go as far as Brussels to find a Devo tribute act worth its salt."
Richard Lai: "In the future, humans won't need to eat."
Paul: "Sure, they know how to capture the electricity, but do they know what to do with it?"
Justin: "In the future, all bands will play the washboard."
Laura: "Did anyone make a Beastie Boys joke yet?"
Darren: "SABOTAGE."
Richard Lawler: "This is not what Boston meant when they said I take what I find."
Devo? Is that you?
In Soviet Russia, we harness solar power on cloudy days!
this keeps my ipad going longer than 10 hours
Even on Gilligan's Island, the IRS has ways of making sure you file that tax return.
Energizer bunny auditions.
The Red Men Group doing the Green Dance in a tribute to the Blue Man Group.
People will go to great lengths to make their iPhone battery last through a full day...
@bazookafx3
[dude in the middle] ima chargin my iphone...
with my ass!
@bazookafx3
Close...
actually these are communication satellites for that new low-budget cellular company.
@bazookafx3
Actually, these are AT&T subscribers trying to get better reception.
@Why should I have all the fun
LMAFO...
mmmmmmmm DROP
@dingus
INTERGALACTIC Planetary
Planetary INTERGALACTIC
I wasn't aware collecting solar energy was so dangerous it required a helmet.
This helmet really makes me look stupid...
Not available in stores! Get your very own Genuine Solar Powered Nerd!!! Call in the next 10 minutes, and we'll throw in the Kung-Fu Grip option free!
From the girl in the back, "I'm unsure if I am really happy or upset that I don't have my flip camera on me right now."
"Jimmy, I thought you said the forecast was for sun?! I'm outta heeeeeere.'
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. Three times...you get the solar panels!
She thinks my solar panel's sxy.
"OH SHIT HAAAAAIL!!"
omg, this green crap has gone too far.
please stop this nonsense! it's nothing more than a fad created by the "evil corporations" to get you to buy their crappy "green" products.
conservationism doesn't work -- we did not save tin by conserving it, we saved tin by inventing aluminum. nuclear power is where it's at, solar is nothing more than BS. fuel cells are looking good as well but they need to prove their worth in real applications.
@DoctarPeppar
We need to be getting energy from all of the sources. Not just a few. Solar power should be used for what solar power can be used for.
@HardToBelieve
Agreed, if solar power had recieved the funding that nuclear power has had solar panels would be much more efficient by now.
Never before seen Nerds of Paradise mating dance to be shown in Planet Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo.
I found my iPhone using this very futuristic locating device! Thanks apple once again!
this completely redefines pieces of "solar" flair
I was forever changing the batteries in my old Rabbit, but this solar powered one works all day long and no-one knows I'm using it.
Devo Spawn
looks like a new Ok Go video
@Gi The fact that I was going to post the exact same comment says something.
@INsano
We have similar brain patterns?
Apparently the ASPCA has finally gotten there way. Mice around the world are celebrating March 17th as the day that marks the demise of the mouse wheel as the the primary useless source of electricity.
These solar panels SWINGING from our necks are great, but now the foxy American girls cannot see our bulges!
There's only one part of the robot-girlfriend you want, and it doesn't power itself.
Its an eco-friendly terrorist plot to charge lithium batteries... without a regulator! EXPLOSION!!!
With great power comes great responsibility.
With solar power comes a lifetime of virginity.
Keep it goin'. Keep it goin'. Keep it goin'. Full speed!
Too sweet to be sour. Sunlgiht to stay GREEN!
Think they can achieve lift in those things?
In Soviet Russia, the sun uses you as power!
Panels on the front and the back... so where are the batteries kept? Eeewwwww....
This is a still from the new OK Go video, right?
Teletubbies turn human; There's no stopping them!
Red?! On St. Patrick's day? What heresy is this?
Now they need to drink double to get back in God's good graces.
Were chargin' are lasers!
Sundance Festival
I'm not embarassed because at least I'm not shilling for 3DTV
If you thought carrying your cellphone in your pocket would make you sterile, wait until these guys try to conceive a child.
Introducing the Wii Fit Energy Generation Edition
A game of simon says that no one really wants to think about. What they didn't know is simon had a camera. Simon wins in the end.