Feast your eyes upon the bloated list of horrific wares we've dug up from the dregs of the 'net for you this fine, delicious afternoon. Most of these "gadgets" are of the home-making variety, so will you waste your money on the R2-D2 vacuum, telling yourself that it'll motivate you to do that spring cleaning before fall arrives? Or will you lay down a bit of cash for the "toilet sound blocker" which spares you the intense, buzz-killing embarrassment of allowing other people in the vicinity to hear you flushing the toilet? Will you instead reach into your wallet to make the USB seat cooler your own (you know, since seats are so very hot)? No? Well, there's some other, even less interesting crap available too. Enjoy. Oh, and be sure to check out the Chicken Burger USB hub. It's the breast.
Read - R2-D2 vacuum
Read - Toilet Sound Blocker
Read - USB seat cooler
Read - Soccer ball headphones
Read - Windshield mount
Read - Chicken Burger USB hub
posted April 29th 2010 9:04PM
It's even more useless than the real R2D2
@thisisit,
Breth Vader, Breath!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqJS3EQ_v6w
@Lord Vader
Seriously Vader, do you just troll Engadget all day in hopes of getting first posts?
@AlexCull
Clearly, he uses the force to sense new posts.
@AlexCull
don't hate, vader owns engadget
@AlexCull
my point exactly. vader, i've said it before. you're funny when you crop up unexpectedly, not when you've commented on every single post. get a second account if you want to post on everything regardless. it's for the good of the empire. or something.
@thisisit
Especially if it makes the breathing sound while sucking in air.
@Lord Vader
Especially if it makes the breathing sound while sucking in air.
r2d2 sucks!
bite my shiny metal @$$
@benderfender
How rude!
@benderfender
And yet, the first keyword listed is "AWESOME."
Why courier tablet is not included? jk jk
I actually think this is kinda neat.
*twitch*
lol! this stuff is so funny! XD
Japanese women flush every-time?
seriously? not only is that vain, but in all honesty, that's one of the most wasteful things anyone can do, and it's on a country wide scale?
seriously?
i mean, i piss in the forest, and i still found that offensive.
@BrianH
Wow, I would not want to visit your bathroom
@BrianH
Yup, japanese women flush / use the standard noise function of the electronic toilet all the time.
After 3 years in Japan, I stopped thinking it to be funny ;-)
@merkhant
Damn, I've never noticed it. Maybe I should sneak into a stall and observe for myself. Or I can just buy a video.
You can barter with your doctor with that Chicken Burger USB hub.
+1 for Colbert reference!
Poll?
@snow4558
You took the word right out of my mou... keyboard?
@snow4558 Yeah, Engadget, where's the poll?
Endangered species caged in fright, shot in cold blood, no chance to fight..Technology, the battle's unfair, you pull the hammer without a care
@DoctarPeppar
aww, i got beat to it!
@WastedxYears
Lol! I was hoping at least one person would catch the reference :)
@DoctarPeppar
Burma Shave
What exactly does a toiler sound blocker sound like?!
Why is that winshield mount a crap gadget?
I've actually been looking for a decent ipad mount that would bring it down in front of my radio..
@DoctarPeppar
Probably because it's gimongous and takes up a good portion of your windshield. Afterall - you're supposed to be DRIVING!
@DoctarPeppar
I agree. This "gimongous" mount also has a bracket which brings it down to the dashboard level of sight. This is no different then what the police use in their own cars.
@Chaosdivine
The iPad isn't smack dab in the middle of your windshield... Did you even look at the pictures of it? There is a large arm attached to the bracket...
@petepete
Actually I did thanks...I don't care if this thing lands in your lap - its a crap gadget because its massive and you really should be concentrating on not mowing someone down rather than fucking with your iPad. GOT IT?
@Chaosdivine
If it brings the device down to where your radio would be then it's no different than changing the channel or putting in a cd. Not all people have problems with driving btw.
@DoctarPeppar
That's when you need Samsung's translucent screen. Guess there is a market for both after all.
Maybe the seat cooler if it came in black. Chicken burger USB!??! Really?!?!?
@Eli Haj
Perhaps the fans would blow away the stench of what the toilet noise maker tries to mask.
Or would it blow it right into your noise...
Yep 'crap' gadgets.
@Bobula
The seat cooler can't be that effective; according to Brando, it is only capable of "Cooling your buttock" [sic], singular. So, you have to choose...left or right?
That windshield mount is probably the funniest.
I seriously want that chicken sandwich USB hub.
That's not the droid you're looking for.
Megadeth
They should use those chicken burger USB hubs at KFC and Chickfila!
@hike15
Stick a "thumb"-drive in that burger, and use it with your laptop in Wendy's.
Crapgadget? I bed to differ. That chicken sando hub is legit. I loved my hamburger phone.
Please enlighten me as to how most of these qualify as crapgadgets? Most of them look more interesting than the mundane handsets and computers that flood the market. The toilet sound blocker is kinda self-defeating though. I've heard that certain toilets have these things installed but installed or portable, using these basically notifies your neighbours that you are taking a noisy dump.
Icanhazcheeseburger ?!!!!!!!11
I don't know why you have qualified the USB Cooling Seat Pad as a crapgadget.... you people know that there are certain countries that, in fact, are hot not like the US of A? And it is VERY embarrasing to get up from your chair and let everyone look at the sweaty spot you left.... lol
r2-d2 page: Warning this site may harm your computer.
@INsano Seat cooler: Let it makes you cool....YESHKEMESH!
Windshield mount: "Please concentrae on road"...Latin Plural?
You know... if the seat cooler were $5 cheaper I'd buy one today...