Caption Contest: Justin Bieber is an eenie meenie miney mo lova... of the Sony Dash
By Ross Miller 
posted April 30th 2010 8:03AM
posted April 30th 2010 8:03AM
Nilay: "Is there a widget that alerts me when I'm not a trending topic?"
Ross: "You don't need to roll the dice... there's already a widget for that."
Chris: "It's small, fits in any decor, and makes a great gift for mom. The Sony Dash also appears in the video."
Joanna: "The stars, err, prepubescent boys are just like us: they'd rather play with tech than party."
Richard Lai: "This Sony Dash should make.believe I've reached puberty."
Sean H: "Not trying to rewind... I've just got to turn down the color temperature, it's ruining my tan."
Sam: "Meh, by the time I reach puberty this thing is going to be obsolete."
Tim: "I'm glad you're not a real Chumby. This way I'm still the cuddliest thing in the room."
Thomas: "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"
Paul: "And I was like baby, baby, baby ohhh, baby, baby... oh, were we supposed to come up with something funny here?
[Thanks, Kristopher Piersiak]
Ross Miller...You are a cruel, cruel man.
@Eggo I didn't get his. Can you explain the humor?
@Outsider "Here's a little inside baseball on why yours truly typically works alone at night: when in control, I give writers some, erm, creative mandates. Such as watching an entire Justin Bieber / Sean Kingston music video to contribute to this caption contest... but not telling them when exactly the Sony Dash and Sony Ericsson X10 make their respective cameos. Blatant abuse of authority? Probably, but as we sow, so shall you reap."
@Outsider Oh!!!! Nvm, I'm an idiot. I thought you were referring to his caption, but he wrote the article.
@Eggo
This post has single-handedly donw what cruel commenters and loow-raks could not do
STOPPED ME FROM COMMENTING ON ENGADGET
Good bye, i have to take a break after this poop popd drivel...
I shall come back as oh lets say orange drank... or a king!
@Eggo
Bieber on Dash: "I hope my mom doesn't catch me watching porn on this thing... i told her it just an alarm clock and she totally fell for it *chuckle*"
Kingston on Xperia: "HOW THE HELL DO YOU CALL DOMINOES ON THIS THING IM HUNGRY AS F*CK!!!!!"
@Eggo "So you're telling me that this will beep at the exact moment that my balls drop? Sweet!"
Bieber," I will chuch this out One time."
Friend:"Is that an iPhone?"
Kingston, "No! Dumbass!"
Friend: "Ohhhh"
ME:
Am I the only one that thinks this this is the worst song in the history of music?
A random 15 yo girl:
Your stupid, it's Justin Bieber, who cares about the song!
I'm a baby, baby, baby... Ohhhh
@SolidSnake
That girl is cute, she could be hot if she let that hair grow, and put on a dress.
@Boyo lol i see what you did thar
@ThatDudeSolo I have to say, Justin Beiber looks just like a lesbian friend of mine when she does her hair right for it.
Don't you worry, my fellow shipmates. Queequeg shall pierce this "Bieber" with all his might and strength, then keep his head as a premonition to all.
Can I use this in my treehouse?
@Wizack0
I wonder if I can be famous and get respect using this internet thingy
Listening to Justin Bieber's "voice" makes me want to rip my ears out with a rusty box cutter. Same for his music, as well.
@charrr
First we (Canada) gave you Celine Dion... now, Justin Beiber!
(We'll just ignore Pam Anderson, Michael Buble, Bryan Adams, yadda yadda, eh?)
@charrr And for a caption: I bet those media devices felt violated after Bieber touched them
@charrr Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? Is it that 10 year old boy in the first photo?
@r3loaded It's the 16y.o. Canuck kid that made 5000 Aussie teens to jam downtown overnight for his sunrise concert. It made worldwide headlines last week. (The event was canceled as the girls went out of control)
Where were you?
@r3loaded
why the "" marks around "voice"...
is he secretly a person with no vocal chords pretending he can talk?
@charrr
Sadly for you, he is the going to be the next King of Pop.
@Mike
Well, you Canucks did give us Drake, so I'm assuming Justin Bieber evens things out???
I swear to God, he sounded like a girl when I first listened to that video
@Mike He's from Canada?
WHY DO I STILL LIVE HERE?!?!
EVERYONE IS STRANGE.
So I'm pretty sure the girl in the MV was two timing?
I'm surprised no one has commented about the guy wearing lip stick.
And by the way, eenie meenie miney mo lover? Seriously? Have our generation reached this low?
@Seven Although I'm 18, I would like to say "their generation", because I don't wanna be a part of it.
@Outsider
im 19... and i wholeheartedly agree with you, outsider
@Seven, are you george costanzas son, or daughter? he told once that he would name his son SEVEN
@Seven sadly, yes
magic 8 ball app: will my career be over when my balls drop?
I feel really stupid for watching that video… but I think I understand what happened.
This 20 year old goes to the same party as this 17 year old boy, and a chick happens to hit on both of them, for the sake of product integration we have this chick post on facebook what a "hot party" this is. This chick, unable to decide between kingston and bieber flips flops between the two - hence eenie meenie [minie] mo - and in the end, they find out, and neither of them gets the chick…
This is so friggen weird.
LOL!!!!! @ Richard his was clearly the funnest!!
What does this 'Pedobear' widget do?
@(Unverified)
No idea, but I'm sure it's not bad.
...
"I wonder if I can make my voice sound remotely unlike that of a girl"
sorry for asking, but what does "eenie meenie miney mo lova" mean?
Here in Germany i never heard of that
@DoPanic
Be thankful for that, mein friend.
@DoPanic
Oh, you have! It's just by another name.
@DoPanic
It's a random number generator :)
"eenie meenie minee moe, catch a tiger by the toe" is a children's 'choosing' game that kids use to pick between two (or more) objects, or to see who goes first, etc...
Basically, you point at an object, or person with each word in the nonsensical rhyme, and the one you land on last is 'it', unless you really go wild and add the 'and you are not it" at the end....
a google search indicates that maybe Ene, tene, mone, mei may be a local type?
Disgusting.
"Freakin' spell check! B I E B E R not BEAVER!"
@Darkseider
I'm pretty sure it's beaver...
@Darkseider
Ich bin biber der wilder!
Hey guys, how do you retweet on this thing?
I think this Dash is broken - I'm not in the trending topics anymore.
Look, he has big hands. you know what that means!
I kinda hate you for that title, Ross