Josh T.: "While you're throwing .bak some fries and a burger, you should enjoy a .dll pickle."
Nilay: "This is not what we meant by Windows 7 Server."
Chris: "I'm a PC, and putting down a pint of Beast while installing Windows 7 was my idea."
Richard Lai: "This is the real Windows Genuine Advantage."
Joe: "We like to believe that Microsoft started with the restaurant and then reverse engineered an OS."
Richard Lawler: "Obviously, there's no word for Seagrams in their language."
Darren: "You haven't heard? Alcohol consumption by end-user is now listed in Minimum System Requirements."
Josh F.: "When reading 'serve it to us on a plate' in a literal sense goes horribly right."
Joanna: "Everything I come up with is just wrong."
Don: "Can you tell me where the XP Cafe is?"
Paul: "Would you like that in 32-bit or 64-bit?"