If you're gonna try to be funny, try to be a bit original; the 'magical' thing and the turtle neck thing have been done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done.
@pukerocket Sorry, already done... Good thing I don't really care what you think, huh? Regardless of how many times it's been done, it's true. Thanks for saying "please" though, it's very polite.
@pukerocket Thanks for your concern, kid, but I'm not really concerned. Sorry that it bothers you so much. I'll pass my next comments by you first to make sure they qualify as imaginative and original enough for you. Letting myself down? I won't be losing any sleep over it...
@pukerocket You don't think my post is funny, GOT IT. But you seem to be missing the fact that - I. Don't. Care. What. You. Think. What part of that don't you get? You made your point, now move on and resume with your judging of the quality of others' comments... How about you post some awesome jokes to show me how it's done? That would really stick it to me, huh?! In your own immortal words (from one of your replies to someone else's post):
"People just can't STFU, they think they have to have an opinion on everything..."
I'm just asking you to leave the humour until you're a little bit older, and have some worldly experience. Then you can use your own experiences to inject some humour into your posts. At the moment it just looks like you're the kid who wants to be like his cool older brother.
I care that you made yourself look like a dork. That doesn't make me a bad person
No one thinks my post is funny, fine. But you know what, you're the only one that is actually investing the time to let me know multiple times... What does that tell you? I am also flattered that you think I'm a kid, makes me feel young again... Ooo, I know - maybe I'm too old to be funny...!? Made myself look like a dork? Hah! You really show your own age/immaturity there. Being afraid of "looking like a dork" is so damn childish. I never said you're a bad person. You just might be a good person in real life. But one thing that I do know is that you are a person that does not know how to "just leave it alone".
Can you please drop this now? There's no need to be so defensive cos I dared to question your humour.
The fact that you now admit you are quite old dampens the confidence I had in you to improve your humour as you developed as a person. I now fear that you are past that stage, and I have been wasting my time trying to tutor you.
Farewell, my friend. May your humour not diminish even further as you age gracefully
Gotcha. Believe me, I'll never try to be funny again. You really gave me the what-for and taught me a lesson. I hope you continue to spread your wealth of knowledge unto others for years to come. I'm not worthy.
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You just watch... Steve-O Jobs will unveil this as a new "magical" feature when he announces the next iPad!
@TheTabe
And he's gonna wear a pair of jeans and black half-turtleneck long sleeve shirt while he does it...
@TheTabe Joke was ehhhh, coulda been better lol
@creezy8188
Hey, I never said I was gonna quit my day job! ;)
@TheTabe
Please don't.
If you're gonna try to be funny, try to be a bit original; the 'magical' thing and the turtle neck thing have been done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done. And done.
@pukerocket
Sorry, already done... Good thing I don't really care what you think, huh? Regardless of how many times it's been done, it's true.
Thanks for saying "please" though, it's very polite.
@TheTabe
But it just shows your distinct lack of imagination. I'm trying to help make you look good here, kid.
But you're just letting yourself down.
@pukerocket
Thanks for your concern, kid, but I'm not really concerned. Sorry that it bothers you so much. I'll pass my next comments by you first to make sure they qualify as imaginative and original enough for you.
Letting myself down? I won't be losing any sleep over it...
@pukerocket
You don't think my post is funny, GOT IT. But you seem to be missing the fact that - I. Don't. Care. What. You. Think. What part of that don't you get? You made your point, now move on and resume with your judging of the quality of others' comments... How about you post some awesome jokes to show me how it's done? That would really stick it to me, huh?!
In your own immortal words (from one of your replies to someone else's post):
"People just can't STFU, they think they have to have an opinion on everything..."
I know, right?
@TheTabe
You know, I'm actually kind of flattered that you care so much about the comedic value of my comment. Thank you.
And if I ever do decide that I want to be a comedian in the future you will be the first person on my list to turn to for material.
@TheTabe
No one thinks your post is funny.
I'm just asking you to leave the humour until you're a little bit older, and have some worldly experience. Then you can use your own experiences to inject some humour into your posts. At the moment it just looks like you're the kid who wants to be like his cool older brother.
I care that you made yourself look like a dork. That doesn't make me a bad person
@pukerocket
Talking to yourself on Engadget??
See, that's funny. You sure are as quick learner!
@pukerocket
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!!!
@pukerocket
No one thinks my post is funny, fine. But you know what, you're the only one that is actually investing the time to let me know multiple times... What does that tell you?
I am also flattered that you think I'm a kid, makes me feel young again... Ooo, I know - maybe I'm too old to be funny...!?
Made myself look like a dork? Hah! You really show your own age/immaturity there. Being afraid of "looking like a dork" is so damn childish.
I never said you're a bad person. You just might be a good person in real life. But one thing that I do know is that you are a person that does not know how to "just leave it alone".
@TheTabe
Can you please drop this now? There's no need to be so defensive cos I dared to question your humour.
The fact that you now admit you are quite old dampens the confidence I had in you to improve your humour as you developed as a person. I now fear that you are past that stage, and I have been wasting my time trying to tutor you.
Farewell, my friend. May your humour not diminish even further as you age gracefully
@pukerocket
Gotcha.
Believe me, I'll never try to be funny again. You really gave me the what-for and taught me a lesson. I hope you continue to spread your wealth of knowledge unto others for years to come.
I'm not worthy.
Cheers
@TheTabe Oh man, pukerocket just go PWNED!!!!
@sonicwind
Lol, don't tell him that! I'm pretty sure he's convinced that he was the one dealing out the pwnage... Poor guy.
@pukerocket I actually thought it was kinda funny :) hehe
@silverton64
Shame on you! Nothing is funny unless:
1. It hasn't been used before
2. pukerocket says it is
You might want to reconsider... :)