Hello Kitty engine oil: because not everyone can drive electric cars

If you're going to emit noxious fumes into the air each time you step on the pedal, at least have the decency to emit cute noxious fumes.

[RanOnYou Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:36AM]

Lame.

[NoFaQ Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:42AM]

@RanOnYou

That is so lame, that it borders on awesome!

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:55AM]

Alt-some

[maribo Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:20AM]

@RanOnYou
i agree
it's probibly 2x the price of what it normaly would be aswel

[corylulu Posted Jun 18th 2010 12:42PM]

@RanOnYou

Lol, this has absolutely nothing to do with gadgets or even tech. lol

[TwistedBiscuit Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:43AM]

Hello Kitty Sodomy Kits, Hello Kitty Abortion Packages, Hello Kitty Child Slavery Services -

It's true... it can make anything sound cute.

[KAL326 Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:36AM]

@TwistedBiscuit So if you drop one is it a Hello Kitty Oil Spill? I'm sure there are quite a few people that don't think an oil spill is cute.

[samisax Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:41AM]

@TwistedBiscuit

that's about the funniest thing i've read here in a while

[Metaluna Posted Jun 18th 2010 1:10PM]

@KAL326

I think you just hit on what BP's going to be changing their name to after all the bad publicity blows over.

[p60091 Posted Jun 18th 2010 2:03PM]

@TwistedBiscuit I'm sure you can get those here:
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/01/18/hello-kitty-love-hotel-bondage/

[slipdisc Posted Jun 18th 2010 2:30PM]

@Metaluna Your children will be grown before this "blows over". Although is may die down a bit once the name changes to AP. It will be years before we begin to see some return to normalcy.

[manofchao5 Posted Jun 18th 2010 5:20PM]

@TwistedBiscuit wanna BP is gonna buy the hello kitty name?
:P

[John Doe Posted Jun 18th 2010 6:46PM]

@TwistedBiscuit YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!
bastard! "Hello Kitty Sodomy Kits" I laughed Vanilla coke right out my dang nose!

[seven5suited Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:44AM]

I'd love to see the stats on how many girls change their own oil, and how many of THEM like Hello Kitty! It's gotta be like 10 people.

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:54AM]

@seven5suited

And their engines have to take 5W-30

[rstoplabe14 Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:13AM]

@Smart People Play Tuba

Surprisingly i think its the right oil to go into the new beetle! I think this is meant to be, a plot to make girls change their own oil! This will make your beetle spew out rainbows and hearts out of its tailpipe!

[BryCivicSi Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:20AM]

@Smart People Play Tuba

Most cars use 5w-30 in the states. You have to when you have cold winter months.

[appleipad Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:46AM]

bhahaha this has made my day

[Incorrigible Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:51AM]

I can already see the sales rep laughing hysterically at you as you approach the counter with this in hand. Followed by chuckling from onlookers if you dare to pour this in public.

[Xoltol Posted Jun 18th 2010 10:56AM]

I almost couldn't believe it... This is just wow. I wonder if this is already shipping.

[BryCivicSi Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:01AM]

Assuming all Hello Kitty oil users have bad head gaskets on their vehicles that they'll be burning motor oil?

[MAS Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:10AM]

So, does it make your exhaust smell like strawberries?

[MAS Posted Jun 21st 2010 1:54PM]

@Eli Haj
No, but I am sure Hello Kitty's does!

[hikeskool Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:13AM]

My LS3 is all too willing to emit those noxious fumes you fruitariam hippies.

Mobil 1 only, please.

[rpadula Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:18AM]

Dude, WTF?

[christopherius Posted Jun 18th 2010 11:49AM]

Lolwut

[ResidentEVO Posted Jun 18th 2010 12:13PM]

I smell collector's item!

[magallanes Posted Jun 18th 2010 12:57PM]

$33 a can (3 liters), so it is a bit expensive. (11 x liter)

In comparison
Mobil 1 94001 Synthetic 5W-30 Motor Oil - 1 Quart, Pack of 6 :$48.35 (8 x quart = liter).

[magusxxx Posted Jun 18th 2010 1:02PM]

I've heard of putting a tiger in your tank, but this is ridiculous!

[Mike K Posted Jun 18th 2010 1:03PM]

It's perfect for this car...

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/facepalm_a_hello_kitty_ferrari.php

[magallanes Posted Jun 18th 2010 1:23PM]

@Mike K

And for:

http://www.speedecor.com/hoachekiguoi.html (oil cap).

[tralala Posted Jun 18th 2010 1:46PM]

Makes my engine purrrrrrrr....

[hamsterman Posted Jun 18th 2010 2:52PM]

My wife says it makes her want to drink it and keep the container. :-0

[icon808 Posted Jun 18th 2010 6:13PM]

Hmmm...an oily pussy..good on hard shafts and ball bearings...