Is there any love more forbidden?

Nilay: "So... do you have the iPhone?"
Ross: "Hey, we ran out of markers coloring our 3G coverage map, can we borrow yours?"
Richard Lai: "Stealth sabotage fail."
Chris: "Can you hear me now, [censored]?"
Thomas: "Trust me, I just need help lifting this couch into the van."
Sean Hollister: "Stick together -- it's the T-Mobile way."
Vlad: "And this, dear friends, is where all your phone tariffs are calculated, negotiated, and determined. Yay, free market!"
Tim: "Ten years ago, a crack wireless unit was kicked out of Bell Atlantic for a crime it didn't commit. This group promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the FCC, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The V-Team."
Laura: "There's like, a map for this, right?"
Darren: "Hey, someone has to mop the floors around here, right?"
Joanna: "Rumor: Verizon to get rollover minutes!"
Paul: "What the world needs now..."
Myriam: "Hey man, I have some great speakers to sell you real cheap."

[Thanks, Brad]

*Verizon is currently in the process of acquiring AOL, Engadget's parent company. However, Engadget maintains full editorial control, and Verizon will have to pry it from our cold, dead hands.

First iPhone 4 units being delivered