Segway i2 suffers ultimate indignity at the hands of Colorware (video)
How does a niche repainting outfit like Colorware grow? By literally growing the size of things it deals with, apparently. As of today, Colorware will adjust the hues of your Segway i2 any which way you like for an entirely unaffordable $1,500. If you didn't have the foresight to buy one of these personal transporters before, you can have a brand new one, replete with your personalized paintjob, for $7,500. And good news for non-Americans: the latter option is available internationally too! See this beautiful freak moving and grooving in scarlet red just after the break.
Segway i2
WINONA, MN June 21, 2010 --- The Segway i2 is the first in a campaign of products aiming to expand the expectations of customers. ColorWare is a driving force in custom consumer electronics, but why should it stop there? We have been listening to your requests, and will be adding a level of variety that is sure to take you by surprise.
From security teams and new sports to your favorite TV show character, the Segway has become an iconic, revolutionary device. Now ColorWare has offered its palette of colors to give your tech the style it deserves.
The Segway offers a modern design paired with the power of a revolutionary motor and balance system. Now, with nearly limitless color combinations, it's guaranteed to be one of a kind.























looks like a ride-able Lego toy
So they charge $1500 for painting a stick and two wheels? I should get into that business.
@gargle lol agreed !!
@gargle
That's what she said.
@ajac09
perfect for my Segway Polo team
@ajac09 The color scheme makes it look like a Big Wheel... for losers...
@gargle
Ho's paint a physically similar structure with juice for less.
@ajac09 Segway is smart they but an "i" before the 2. Now people are going to want it but they don't know why.
@ajac09 Or something a depressed Ronald McDonald would ride to work.
@ruby
But does it come in Pimp Pink?
If you didn't look gay enough riding on the original...
@Groggle
Seriously.. What The Fuck. Seg-gay...2...
Maybe it will make them more visible to dogs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ThVo5MSZ5g&feature=related
Little Tikes Edition, anyone?
@xler8r
I was thinking Toy Story 3 edition
Now you can look even more like a complete tool!
Joe Bluth would make it look good.
@jaredp37
yeah, so would GOB Bluth
Is it me or is that so silly it's almost awesome?
@Nitrammn
It's you.
NOW they'll build cities around this.
They need one pink one for police... so criminals can see them.. and burst in laugh..
Is painting really THAT hard for some people that they can't do it themselves??
Why does everyone like to bag on Segway? I know every nerd here would ride hell out of it if given one for free.
@primetime4 It's in the same grouping of mopeds and fat girls. Sure they may be fun to ride from time to time, but you probably still wouldn't want your friends to know you had been doing it.
Wheels on the Segway go round and round...
How does segway go btw? In Europe the price of cars dropped in last 2 years, and price of Segway stays still (with very high margin, so it cost e.g. in czech republic $10 000) so now some cars are cheaper that this toy. Even worse - electric bikes dropped in last few years so that you can buy them
Oh dear, that really is quite unpleasant...
Ugly, wow! Usually these guys know how to make something look classy. That one is primary-kindergarten-color that recalls toddlers drooling, not drools of envy. I'd pay $1500 to have it look like a standard Segway, if that blue/yellow abomonation the basic color option.
I own a HLVP spray gun and a compressor. I can make my Segway any colour I want. If I had a Segway.
I have been on a Segway several times and I love it, if they were legal here and I was loaded I would buy one for sure
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so colorful...for children?
I think these were part of the the Ringling Bros Clown Show order.
Oh yes the future is bright so fast
Mallcops REJOICE!!11!!1
if they didnt paint it in the Fisher Price color scheme it might look cool
for 7500 bucks i hope its turbo charged too