Be it because you have no friends, or simply no friends with an iPhone 4
, Apple's got your back if you're looking for a chum to test that curiously intriguing FaceTime feature
. Just dial up 1-888-FACETIME (after cleaning yourself up a bit, of course) and hang tight, as a dapper Apple employee will be there in a moment to "show you the basics and a few advanced tips." And don't even try any of those late night shenanigans -- the help line's only open from 8AM to 8PM CDT.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]