There are a few things in life you can count on. And we mean really count on. You may argue "taxes," but as one Wesley Snipes has so clearly proven, even those can be evaded given the right motive. Instead, we're arguing that the next installment of Crapgadget is indeed more likely to be unavoidable, evidenced by the fact that you're reading this right now. What's up in today's best of the worst? Oh, just a USB arm wrestler, a knockoff Land Rover mobile phone, a faux gold World Cup trophy storage device and a handgun that's anything but. And that's just for starters. Dive in below if you've got a stomach of steel and a thing for sick jokes, and be sure to cast your vote for which turns your evil smile up the most.

Read - USB arm wrestlers
Read - Land Rover phone
Read - Transformers USB drive
Read - World Cup Trophy USB drive
Read - USB handgun
Read - USB itch removal instrument
Crapgadget: which of these is least / most likely to end up in your crib?
USB Itching Removal Instrument 1396 (19.0%)
USB Handgun1038 (14.2%)
USB World Cup Trophy [Italy, Vote Here]1502 (20.5%)
Transformers USB Drive1045 (14.3%)
Land Rover Mobile Phone1152 (15.7%)
USB Arm Wrestler1197 (16.3%)