There are a few things in life you can count on. And we mean
really count on. You may argue "taxes," but as one Wesley Snipes has so clearly proven, even those can be evaded given the right motive. Instead, we're arguing that the next installment of
Crapgadget is indeed more likely to be unavoidable, evidenced by the fact that you're reading this right now. What's up in today's best of the worst? Oh, just a USB arm wrestler, a knockoff Land Rover mobile phone, a faux gold World Cup trophy storage device and a handgun that's anything but. And that's just for starters. Dive in below if you've got a stomach of steel and a thing for sick jokes, and be sure to cast your vote for which turns your evil smile up the most.
Read - USB arm wrestlers
Read - Land Rover phone
Read - Transformers USB drive
Read - World Cup Trophy USB drive
Read - USB handgun
Read - USB itch removal instrument
Crapgadget: which of these is least / most likely to end up in your crib?| USB Itching Removal Instrument | 1396 (19.0%) |
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| USB Handgun | 1038 (14.2%) |
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| USB World Cup Trophy [Italy, Vote Here] | 1502 (20.5%) |
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| Transformers USB Drive | 1045 (14.3%) |
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| Land Rover Mobile Phone | 1152 (15.7%) |
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| USB Arm Wrestler | 1197 (16.3%) |
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posted June 26th 2010 11:38AM
Where is the option "They all SUCK equally"?
@bathellfire
^This
@Plazmic Flame
I was about to agree, but then I saw the transformers usb drive ! Why dont have one of these yet ?!?!
Where is the iPhone 4 option ?
Freud says: Cursory perusal of potretr's comment history indicates obsessive anti-Apple trolliness. Recommended treatment: 10cc of banhammer administered immediately, preferably rectally.
@Smart People Play Tuba
Name + Comment = Win in my book
@Smart People Play Tuba Ever heard of something called the balance of power?
@Ignoramus
I think fanboyism (the kind where all one does is slam the opposing brand needlessly and without merit) is bad for both sides. Android is great and so is the iPhone. And I'm a WebOS guy.
It's not like college football.
p.s. Gators suck! Go Dawgs!
@bathellfire
USB dildos wouldn't "suck"
@Smart People Play Tuba
Fucking A. While I hate to feed trolls, this whole "iPhone vs EVO 4G" crap is getting beyond a joke. Maybe Engadget should put in a system of comment monitoring, you mention a single device X amount of times, you get banned.
@bathellfire The gun flash drive would be 1000x better if the retractable usb plug shot out when you pull the trigger.
@bathellfire I want the Itch Remover.
"Crapgadget: which of these is least / most likely to end up in your crib?"
Well, which is it? Are we voting on the best crapgadget or the most useless one?
@o29
I was going to ask the same thing. I'm sure that's what everyone is asking.
@o29 Which one is crappiest, but most likely to end up in your crib?
The Transformer one looks awesome. So, does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULDN'T vote for it?
(Granted, it's not $45 awesome . . . )
@Smart People Play Tuba
No kidding. With that cheetah transformers USB I could become the envy of my equally nerdy friends.
@kirbyatemytoothbrush
Several sites sell a USB drive that actually LOOKS like G1 Ravage; most of them are actually less $$ than this one. THIS one probably gets the "crapgadget" distinction because it's not a "real" Transformer, yet it's fricking $45 . . .
@o29
+1 to Transformers USB Stick... too bad the $45 tag
Was a close one between the itch remover doohickey and the transformers USB but damn...it turns into a freakin leopard!
@tobsmonster2
cheetah
I'd want the land rover mobile phone then the transformers usb, the rest are in fact crapgadgets
I just voted for the land rover phone. Just because I followed the link for the astroboy phone! Did anyone see that?
I'd like to see some KIRF Crapgadgets.
On second thought, scratch that. The universe may implode if that happens.
Hahaha:
USB itch removal instrument
US Bitch removal instrument
Anyone...
...no...
*sigh*.
Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy would've definitely said that.
@Smart People Play Tuba
Anal bum cover?
Turd Ferguson . . . it's a funny name.
@Professor Hubert J Farnsworth - You B-eat me to the punch on that one. If it removed US Bitches, I'd be all over that product. ;^) LOL!
Where is the option for the ugly ass Evo?
@magadget
You suck.
@magadget Lancers aren't ugly!
How do I change my icon to something else? I forgot how I set it in the first place.
@dardub
Nevermind, when I clicked on my profile before it didn't have the options. Now it magically appeared. wierd
I think the transformers USB drive will go well with Mac computers, running "cat" OSs :)
Finally somebody who solves my itching problem, using your fingers is so 2009...
I was going for the itch remover, then i saw the price of the transformer, $45!? Ehh, no.
You left out the iPhone 4
Ha HA! Zing! You really nailed them! Great work!
-1
Please, rephrase the question so I can vote
The itch remover is pretty sketch, but I just can't get past the Land Rover cell phone. I think its hideousness is being seriously overlooked. And the size of that thing. Hope you don't like your cell phone fitting in your pocket.
The Transformers: Beast Wars USB drive is fucking awesome. I vant vone.
"I vant vone" ? ? ?
Are you John McLane or the German villain from Die Hard 3?
Oh, I get it. You're one of the Germans from DH3 posing as an NY cop. But you blew it when you called the elevator a "lift." McLane was all over your ass.
..I don't see a cup on that first object...
I actually want the Transformers one
You know what really belongs here:
http://nborgis.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/apple_evolution.jpg
I guess Engadget's writers must be masochists since they pre-ordered 1000 units of a crapgadget...
http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/19/transformers-usb-flash-drive-is-ready-to-ravage-your-files-brin/
I really want to try that itch remover.
I wonder how it works. TBH though cant you use your fingers? Really?
Can the USB Arm Wrestlers go over the top too?
I have the purple whale usb hub with led eyes~ $3 at Staples lol