Caption contest: Bing bus goes searching for search results
By Darren Murph 
posted June 28th 2010 3:41AM
posted June 28th 2010 3:41AM
Darren: "Man, this smoke is great, but damn if I'm not suddenly craving an orange Push Up."
Joe: "Unlike the Street View car, the Bing truck is equally at home on the street or at a rave."
Chris: "In the event the authorities get too close for comfort, Bing is prepared to take its entire operation mobile for weeks at a time, stopping only to refuel."
Don: "At last, the real decision engine is revealed."
Richard Lawler: "Ok, so the plot is, we pick up "models" off the street... and find low cost plane tickets, product reviews or a nice restaurant for them. That's it."
Ross: "Creative Picture Framing" indeed, Microsoft. Creative picture framing, indeed.
Joanna: "Didn't we just do a sketchy tech van caption contest!?"
Richard Lai: "For the last time: we don't sell froyo here."
Tim: "Creative Picture Framing was a front for GHOST: Google Hating Operatives with better Search Technology. Jeeves had already arrived in his blacked out Benz, but the Altavista boys were nowhere to be found."
Myriam: "Oh, I see! It's an art car for Burning Man... Right."
[Thanks, Hosain]
@Rubbinz
I tried to hit +, but I may have hit - instead. Sorry. I'll have to google this MS and squirting reference your talking about, that intrigues me...
We don't do blacks.
Now, now, Jeeves wouldn't be caught dead in anything less than a rolls.
"We have every flavour but Apple"
@Geoponic haha! well done! +1
Meet the Bing Bus, where people Bing all the time
When you're just short of bling yourself, then a picture frame is all that really matters.
Cop: You know why I pulled you over, sir?
BingBus Driver: Err... no officer, is there a problem?
Cop: *writing down* Immitating an ice cream truck, taking surveillance photos of the surrounding area without people's consent. You're blaring music by the tune of "Greensleeves" which constitutes copyright infringement. You also have bad breath. Need I go on, sir?
BingBus Driver: Aaah... about the bad breath thing, I was try---
Cop: I know, you've got a problem with your face. Can you see out the back of your truck sir? Have you had this vehicle engineered for these modifications? There is also a height violation with that extra sign on top. You realize you need to take that sign down...
BingBus Driver: ... uhh... yeah! :O how did you know?
Cop: Know what?
BingBus Driver: That I have bad breath?
Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine gets a new paint job for the 21st Century ;-)
These captions contest do nothing more than prove to me that the commentators on this site are not funny, even if their life depended on it.
looks like the rapist bus goign around atracting the little kids
"As driven by Pedobear"
Malicious code to grab personal details? No officer know of no such thing!
"With the melody not working, the ice cream man resorted to sign-writing the tune instead..."
While the Bing truck is parked outside "Custom Picture Framing", the Google truck is parked outside Angelina Jolie's house.
I remember when I was young, we had to drive our search engine around ourselves and we liked it.... now days you kids have everything on the IN-TER-NET. BAH!
Bing, now we do Ice Creams!
Even Bing is cashing in on Google streetview advertising
Nobody gets it eh. Dirty Sanchez is inside that Bing Bus.
If those captions were posts, they'd be downranked into oblivion. Please, just stop.
Scooby doo and the gang are going to jump out of there any moment now... .... ....
.... wait for it.....
(Bing Van passes by)
Juan Carlos: "No Filomena!"
"Los Links!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33FVUJJyJqA
lol
they'd like a Mercedes but they got 35% cashback on the van
"What? Free Passwords And Information? We Can Bing That!!!"
"We Got It All....
Blueberry Screen Of Death, XPina Colada, SilverLime....
Apple? Sorry We Don't Carry Apple..."
Bing! Fries are done.
I vote for Richard Lai.
Microsoft says eff it!!! SEND IN THE B TEAM!!!
Searching...
Searching...
Searching...
Uh oh. BING has run into a problem. Would you like BING to keep on searching?
Oh yeah...I think I've seen this before..
..they even have a website for it..
IT'S THE "BING BUS"!
Bing Bus sounds better than its original name: Microsoft Headache and Nausea Inducer 2010, Mobile Edition. (Codename: YAKima)
*VP for Bing* "Yes, what is the problem with the transportation we have provided?"
*man on the phone* "What am I supposed to do with this?. I could have swore that you told me it was call the "Bling" Bus. How can I pick up chicks in a "BING" bus"
Look out Smokey ! Here comes Bigworm in his his ice cream truck, or is Bigworm working for Microsoft now ? You mess with my Bing, you mess with my emotions, Smokey!
Yo dawg we heard you like Bing so we... aw who am I kidding, nobody likes Bing. Microsoft's payin me to say this...
"July 31st, huh, buddy? Where's my CashBack?!? WHEEERRRE'S MY CAAASHBAAAACK?!?!?"