Prince offers the first proof that he's actually aging, says the internet is 'over'
This probably isn't going to go well. Prince -- who has famously fought for complete copyright control of his work -- has said something about the internet, and it's not good. In fact, the diminutive all star has been quoted in a Mirror interview as saying that the "internet's completely over." He explains: "The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good." Now, we know that the artist formerly known as "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince" is going to (deservedly) take a lot of flack from the "internet" for this one -- after all, nobody likes to hear that they're "over," right? But, in his defense, he was never really into the internet to begin with -- as is evidenced by the awesome YouTube clip below.
[Thanks to commenter xkaosu9x for the image]
[Thanks to commenter xkaosu9x for the image]























The first sign of aging was the silk turtle neck and high heels he wore to the BET awards...
@MattsZ that and he became a Jehovah's Witness, them kingdom halls are filled with old people. you ever been in one of those? smells like mothballs in there
@Aceyriot That's a ball faced lie.
@MattsZ
I say string him up for his blasphemous transgressions.
@Pookiewood, it's "Bald Face". Apparently Prince is still the man, his concerts are selling like hot cakes in Europe/Australia.
@scorpeo
For some people, like Prince, it is actually ball face. Or balls face rather.
@Pookiewood Actually it's not. Prince actually did become one of Jehovah's Witnesses
Its "Bold Faced" lie you heathens.
Maybe he had balls in his mouth at the time.
@Worm in the Apple
yea guys its definitely bold faced lol
you ballfaces
@Pookiewood
hahaha....ball faced.
thats great. i'm saying that from now on.
@Worm in the Apple
If for nothing else, the internet is GREAT for exposing the failures of US education. Everyone knows damn well that it's bull faced. Illiteracy FTW!
@Worm in the Apple
nononono, that's a bare faced lie.. he probably had balls on his chin.
@MattsZ
the only way he can get out of this one is to purify himself in lake minnetonka
@doug
Game...Blouses
@Worm in the Apple
The more correct term is "bald-faced lie" or "bare-faced lie" (bare is more common in Great Britain). It refers to a "shameless" or "brazen" lie. One where the teller does not attempt to hide his face while telling it.
Bold Faced lie came into use more recently to mean a printed lie, referring to bold face type.
@scorpeo
"Apparently Prince is still the man, his concerts are selling like hot cakes in Europe/Australia."
That's like saying apparently Hasselhoff is the man, since he's so popular in Germany.
And here, it's BALD-faced:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_the_correct_term_%27bold_face_lie%27_or_%27bald_faced_lie%27_or_another_variation
@Pookiewood and he would know something about taking balls to the face
@GadgetQueen
Quit ruining the game ball face.
@MattsZ
Who's 'Prince"?
@oproski I know that part is true but the lie is that the Kingdom Halls smells like moth balls. Maybe the one you went to but the ones I've been to haven't.
@Ucvbn Bjfyuvs he is by far the gay-est straight guy I know
@MattsZ
The songs name is dreamscape by 009 sound system
@Smart People Play Tuba He probably still does.
@Lowest Ranks Well said...
@Worm in the Apple Unfortunately the only uneducated heathen is you:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bald-faced
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie#Barefaced_lie
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bald-faced
Seriously, righteous spelling/grammar nazi fail.
@Aceyriot No, that "smell" was you.
@Pookiewood yes it is
@GeneralThade prince isn't gay. if you're trolling about his clothes.. it gets him noticed. and if you're speaking about his mannerisms.. it gets him noticed..
lady gaga has done the same thing to get herself noticed and it works.. he "almost" sired a child but it miscarried and shortly after that he decided to throw in with jehovah's.. i have a friend who knows him and all bullshit aside he's a very nice likable guy. if you're up in canada around his neck of the woods - stop by his purple mansion, he'll probably invite you in for pancakes.
@MattsZ
He's still partying like it's "1999"
Prince is gona hear you guys and put his balls on your face and purple rain down your throat
@MattsZ i think that he is a little off and overrated not the internet
internet is the future at least for the next decade or more
Ironic cause I've been over Prince for years
@Chi
Maybe I'm younger than I thought. Who is this 'Prince' fellow?
@Chi
Dude is still living in the past. Sad really.
@Chi
Grandpa needs to keep his shirt on.
@Chi
Aww come on...assless pants!
Sounds like someone's bitter that he can't control each and every pelvis-thrusting internet video.
There, there, Prince.
@mrphillipawood
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4078/4768582930_d23c62f411.jpg
@xkaosu9x Whoa. I'm swapping this image into the post. Thanks!
@Laura June sweet! always glad to help.
@xkaosu9x Internets FTW!
@xkaosu9x Prolly more korny, but I kinda wish that read:
I *cat* has internetz?
Still good work, (or find).
He's only human...
UH OH, did Prince just punch your Best friend forever in the face? you stick it to him!
How weird
He's just saying that because hes still mad at that website ruined his half-time show by using the crowd for advertising.
What a completely ridiculous thing to say. I will never look at him the same.
Its true though. I haven't seen any internet in a long time.
@fancypantsberni
looks like we gonna have new Internet meme