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Too bad Billie Mays isn't still around to sell this. He could've sold millions of these....
@PlatinumSkeet
HI GHOST OF BILLIE MAYS HERE. TIRED OF POURING WATER OR PET URINE ALL OVER YOUR SOCKETS? ARE YOU R. KELLY AND JUST NEED TO GIVE SOME THINGS A SPLASH? NO PROBLEM! TODAY WE ARE OFFERING YOU WET CIRCUITS!! THE ONE STOP SOLUTION TO ALL OF YOUR WATER SPILLS AND URINE SPLASHING NEEDS! YOU CAN BUY THIS RIGHT NOW FOR $19.99!! CALL RIGHT NOW!!
@rutter9 I actually heard his voice in my head reading this...
@tadghostal
I heard Trey Parker imitating Billy Mays on South Park when I read it.
@tadghostal
I've never heard his voice so I heard the TF2 Heavy Weapons guy
(see this if you're wondering what i'm talking about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo )