Josh: "Which one of these buttons summons Sir Lancelot?"
Vlad: "I was told there'd be crack and berries here, what's this stuff?"
Thomas: "Is that where the little man talks in my ear?"
Chris: "Your Majesty's SAS are receiving these fitted with a taser, oil slick, poison gas, and an impossible-to-use interface that will discourage theft by foreign agents."
Darren: "Don't you dare send me home with a CDMA version!"
Richard Lai: "I don't care what Phillip says -- I'm totally getting this Colorwared. Do you take cash?"
Tim: "Hold on, dearie, I haven't typed enough o's into 'Helllloooooooooooo!'"
Joanna: "I fancy this browser, it's as slow as me."
Joe: "Now I can finally see Fergie's drunken Tweets."
Drita: "Careful now, you're holding it the wrong way!"
Jacob: "Add me on BBM!!!"
Nilay: "I specifically asked for a railroad."
Myriam: "Would you like to touch my monkey?"
[Thanks, Eddie H.]