Chinese make Optimus Prime out of junk; Garbage Pail Megan Fox still nowhere to be found

Some Chinese dudes decided they couldn't wait a year for Michael Bay to drop his next 3D Transformabomb, so they went troweling around the local junkyards until they came up with the 10,108 car parts needed to erect this 33-foot Optimus Prime. We heard that 10 minutes after this picture was taken, OP tried to do a mating dance for the Olympic Stadium, but she didn't bite. Better luck next time!

[Awesomesquared Posted Jul 15th 2010 9:01PM]

They're still uploading the firmware

[Generalguy41 Posted Jul 15th 2010 9:03PM]

I get it! "Garbage Pail Megan Fox" cause she's trash, right? I mean, don't get me wrong, she's hot trash, but still...

[Ducman69 Posted Jul 15th 2010 9:31PM]

Leave it to the Chinese to make a cheap reproduction of a western product using garbage components.

[sirphunkee Posted Jul 15th 2010 9:49PM]

@Ducman69

Yeah, this thing is the biggest KIRF ever!!

[meepmeep Posted Jul 15th 2010 9:47PM]

This is...very old news. I believe it was made by some arts school students for a graduating project? Can't remember the details.

[zandman911 Posted Jul 15th 2010 10:14PM]

Looking at the nest in the background I really hope that's fog and not smog, lol.

[Wag Posted Jul 15th 2010 10:15PM]

Unfortunately this version turns into a tank and runs over protesters.

[Grubasaurus Rex Posted Jul 15th 2010 11:16PM]

But the question is: Will it blend?

[larry55 Posted Jul 15th 2010 11:35PM]

This is just too cool.

speed up my pc

[THEMachine Posted Jul 16th 2010 12:54AM]

...Megan Fox...I'd really enjoy dumping my stuff in her can (see article title to fully appreciate) ;>

[JacobsBest Posted Jul 16th 2010 12:59AM]

Pretty sure they meant "C*m Dumpster" Megan Fox

[darkmax Posted Jul 16th 2010 1:08AM]

First the Americans stole from the Japanese, then the Chinese steal from the American.... what a wonderful world!

[Bahumbug Posted Jul 16th 2010 4:21AM]

@darkmax You could steal a smart book and look up the meaning of stealing.

[phntM Posted Jul 16th 2010 4:10AM]

the question is: will it blend?!

[ogbolo Posted Jul 16th 2010 7:03AM]

Wow just too cool^^ !

[markolic Posted Jul 16th 2010 8:04AM]

It would take 10 thousand pieces of metal to make a 33 foot optimus prime erect.

[Crash Posted Jul 16th 2010 8:37AM]

I'm just glad they built this one with the face shield.

Lips on Optimus Prime, FTW!

[windywoo Posted Jul 16th 2010 10:10AM]

Transformers was a shit movie and I wish people didn't build statues that honour that hack of all hacks Michael Bay.

[JStar Posted Jul 16th 2010 10:33AM]

wow 10,108 car parts to make this. I wonder if you can get auto insurance for this xD

(sarcasm)

[vanglorious Posted Jul 16th 2010 10:44AM]

wicked!

[deepspacebar Posted Jul 17th 2010 12:56PM]

the G1 optimus would have looked much better the US movie IS HORRIBLE and they are going for a 3rd one....