Toast/E/R Defibrillator concept toasts, will inevitably lead to fun toast-shaped skin burns

Seriously, humanity, we're disappointed it took you so long to come up with this. Now, who here has the funds to convert this from concept to commercial product? We're waiting...

[hammydbest Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:15AM]

just yes... i want one... now

[imtired Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:17AM]

Does the conducting lubricant come in pb&j flavor?

[BraydenJames Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:17AM]

This was on Gizmodo a few days ago... But cool :)

[paul34 Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:18AM]

@BraydenJames

So why don't you stay over at Gizmodo then? =)

[BraydenJames Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:18AM]

This was on Gizmodo a few days ago... Lol. But, cool nonetheless :).

[Squalor Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:20AM]

@BraydenJames: Was it on Gizmodo twice?

[PrezBO Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:21AM]

@BraydenJames This comment was on Engadget a minute ago... Lol.

[Squalor Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:31AM]

@PrezBO : I had thought my comment was clever, but, wow, yours is so obvious and yet so much better than mine; I'm mad I didn't think of it.

[monkeyontherun4 Posted Jul 29th 2010 11:42AM]

@BraydenJames
Congradulations you vist a site that had something before engadget would you like a cookie of who the hell cares

[BraydenJames Posted Jul 29th 2010 11:43AM]

@Squalor My damn phone didn't show that it posted right the first time, my apologies, and thanks for the downrank :). Lol.

[CCIE6771 Posted Jul 29th 2010 10:57AM]

NOW... I want one NOW!

[Neotyguy40 Posted Jul 29th 2010 11:03AM]

All around the country from coast to coast..
People always say "What do you like most"?

[aBerger Posted Jul 29th 2010 2:04PM]

@Neotyguy40

People always say what do you like most...

[aBerger Posted Jul 29th 2010 2:04PM]

@aBerger
whoops fail... wrong line :p

[GSGeek Posted Jul 29th 2010 11:11AM]

But the question is... Will it toast?

[rcappo Posted Jul 29th 2010 2:06PM]

That would make a great Christmas gift. I want to be done with my shopping in July, so sell me one.

Do you have to say "CLEAR" when you turn it on. And does it make the recharge noise during the start-up?

[iFlown Posted Jul 29th 2010 5:25PM]

I remember a time back when I had a paddle style defib. We were hauling ass to the hospital. The right upper chest paddle slipped up toward the head while my driver was braking and I was shocking the patient. The paddle came off the skin and a big blue bolt of electricity shot out with a loud crack! I took a nice shot of electricity. Burned off a nice streak of arm hair! Ugly!

[FuturismRave Posted Jul 30th 2010 9:28AM]

Clear... 1 Toast
Clear... 2 Toasts!