[Magetf Posted Aug 7th 2010 5:21PM]

He should go design an ebook reader

[Relyt Posted Aug 7th 2010 5:56PM]

@Magetf
.....????

[jonshipman Posted Aug 7th 2010 6:33PM]

@Relyt Because he's the MASTER of PAPER!!!!!11111one

[Christian Martin Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:04PM]

@jonshipman

MASTER OF PAPER, I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
DROPPING RECEPTION AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS
NO THIRD PARTY APPS, YOU CAN'T RUN A THING
UPGRADE OFF-CONTRACT, YOUR WALLET WILL SCREAM
MASTER
MASTER

[R2DEVO Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:16PM]

@Christian Martin

this...made me smile.

[Relyt Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:24PM]

@jonshipman
No, WB Mason is. Who but?

[Chips08 Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:42PM]

@Christian Martin
+1 for really making me smile today -- thanks again! ;-)

[Diabolus in Musica Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:53PM]

@Christian Martin Your a genius. ^.^

[jaxxmjd Posted Aug 7th 2010 7:54PM]

@Christian Martin

MASTER OF PAPER, NO FLASH FOR YOU
TRUE INNOVATIONS THEY ARE FEW
STANDING IN LINE ALL DAY LIKE A ZOMBIE
EVERYTHING'S PROPRIETARY
MASTER
MASTER

[Born2Jew Posted Aug 7th 2010 10:10PM]

@Christian Martin The best Metallica I"v read all day.

[Devhux Posted Aug 8th 2010 6:14AM]

@Christian Martin
One of the best replies I've seen in quite some time here on Engadget. That was awesome!!!

[snek10 Posted Aug 15th 2010 7:47AM]

@Christian Martin

You could've written some more, I mean, the end of this sticks to apple's description with very minor editing. It's amazing.

Master of Paper I'm pulling your strings
Dropping reception and smashing your dreams
No third party apps, you can't run a thing
Upgrade off-contract, your wallet scream
Master
Master
Feed some facetime, show me your scream
Master
Master

Apple all the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your dick off for an iphone