installment features things that would get you immediately fired from most right-thinking American corporations, HR Department be damned. Seriously: if Morty over in Accounts Receivable ever rolls into work with a USB fan tie, fingerless USB powered hand-warmin' gloves (or, failing that, a mouse that also heats up), or starts fussing over the goldfish in his desktop USB aquarium, it's time to start working out escape routes (or at least look forward to a mention in a revised edition of Mark Ames's Going Postal
). But what about the landline telephone shaped like a large set of lips? Oh, that one's totally awesome.
- Thanko USB Necktie Cooler
- Kitty USB Hands Warmer
- Cartoon USB Warmer Optical Mouse
- USB Desktop Aquarium Holds Real Fish Along with Your iPhone
- Grimacing Mouth Phone
Which of these would you characterize as a 'desperate cry for help'?
|USB Necktie Cooler||1000 (25.1%)|
|Kitty USB Hands Warmer||292 (7.3%)|
|USB Warmer Optical Mouse||70 (1.8%)|
|USB Desktop Aquarium||336 (8.4%)|
|Grimacing Mouth Phone||534 (13.4%)|
|All of 'em, duh!||1757 (44.0%)|