Could it be a Verizon iPhone? The white iPhone 4? Perhaps a surprise Core i3 ULV in the 13-inch MacBook Pro? We can't tell for sure, but our money's on none of the above, folks. We'll be sure to dig through for changes as soon as the house that Jobs built is up and running once more.
The store's back up, but contrary to popular belief nothing of import seems to have changed -- the white iPhone 4 option had already been removed and the Core i7-640M was already made available
in the larger MacBook Pros a while back. We're hearing from an internal source that it may have just been scheduled maintenance.
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