G2 into a hot, molten mess of plastic, aluminum, epoxy, and shattered dreams, attempting to clock it faster than your laptop is a solid start. A new kernel floating around xda-developers pegs the G2 at a mind-numbing 1.9GHz, nearly two and a half times over the processor's stock speed of 800MHz. The developer says "it gets a little warm," which may very well mean it will leave you with third-degree burns all over your hand, face, and / or outer thigh, depending on where the phone happens to be. But yeah, we kid... hopefully.
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