Creative ZiiEagle Movie Box promises 3,000 years of Chinese culture in one sleek burgundy package

So just what is the Creative ZiiEagle Movie Box? What exactly do you get from this? Here's what we've gathered:

• A set-top box featuring 668 movies from Celestial's Shaw Brothers Film Collection.
• "3,000 years of Chinese culture and secrets of the much elusive 'Confucian thing.'"
• A price tag -- 888 Singapore dollars ($676 in US currency) -- that "solves the perennial video piracy problem in one stroke."
• The reason for that awesome picture above to exist.

Singapore, consider yourself enlightened, and consider your days of video piracy officially numbered.