Terrence: "Hey, my eyes are down here, buddy."
Brad: "You can look, but you can't multitouch."
Zach H.: "I can't believe you gave me a frozen iPad. You think it'll thaw after an hour or two in the sun?"
Brian: "I know I had it with me when I left for work this morning..."
Michael: "I went to Cupertino and all I got was this lousy hat!"
Zach L.: "This is sooo the last time I let Jonathan Ive design my wardrobe."
Christopher: "iPad-toting parrots reportedly dive-bombed attendees of the 2011 Royal Ascot."
Tim: "Oh don't get so excited, it's just a big iPhone hat."
Richard Lai: "My husband insisted."
Joe P.: "iPad 2 shipping delays made for something rather old-hat."
Don: "I asked the stylist for something magical."
Darren: "Believe it or not, I didn't even have to jailbreak!"
Dana: "Sorry, dahling, but if you don't have an iPad hat, well, you don't have an iPad hat."
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