Android malware. We've come along way and seen plenty of malicious bits of software since August 2010. Remember the porn-bundled SMS.AndroidOS.FakePlayer.b trojan from October? Or how about the bible-packing Android.Smspacem? Relive all of the handset hijacking memories in the source link below.
Update: Yeah, we've disabled comments. This was certainly not intended as troll-bait (most of the Engadget staff owns and loves their Android phones) but obviously it was attracting them just the same. Sorry to ruin anybody's fun.