Remember that story from a few days ago about Microsoft's plans to release no fewer than eight versions of
(including the Windows Vista Ultimate edition, which we assume comes with or without extra cheese and
pepperoni). Well, it turns out someone at Microsoft jumped the gun a little. The company has taken down all references
to the eight flavors of Vista, saying that the page was posted "prematurely," and included "incomplete
information about the Windows Vista product line up." Which we assume means that there will be more
eight versions, and Microsoft's branding experts are even now in the process of coming up with names for the additional
ones. Let's see, Windows Vista Extreme? Windows Vista XXL? Microsoft Bob? Oh, wait, they've already done that. Which
means, of course, that no matter what they come up with, it won't be worse.