whose favorite scandal-ridden carousing ex-gangster party animal Los Angelean Swede just got charged with felony counts
of embezzlement, grand theft auto, driving under the influence, and illegal possession of a firearm by felon? You got
it, Stefan Eriksson
. who supposedly faces 14 years in prison,
if found guilty. What, you didn't think someone this shady
to go about his business forever more without further question after that fateful evening last
, did you? Oh, and FYI, the handsome, mysterious Dietrich -- the man accused by Eriksson of driving the $1m
Enzo into the pole at 160mph -- continues to evade capture, despite prosecuters' claims he does not exist. We have just
received word, however, that he was spotted late last week attempting to cross the Canadian border in a Groucho Marx
disguise and Ferrari PowerWheels.
[Thanks, Alex B]Update:
Apparentl Eriksson pleaded
and was held on $5.5m bail. Yo, dudes at Xero Mobile
you wanna help a brother out? Thanks, Freddy.