USB-powered "G-Gloves" for the ladies

Alright fellas, if you're sitting around enjoying the cool breeze emanating from your seat cushion, then you're fully aware of how invigorating a USB-powered gizmo can be during the summer months, and equally aware in the depths of winter. For that lucky lady in your life (or cyberlife), these comfy G-Gloves (G for girl, we presume) can keep her hands warm during those chilly December fragfests, and thanks to their ability to quickly convert into mittens, even her fingertips are covered. Sporting a detachable cable, on / off switch, alphabet stitching, dual warming pads, two-levels of heat intensity, and the ability to get toasty through any powered USB port (yes, even the Wii), these should be a sure fire (ahem) hit in the stocking this holiday season. The G-Glove hand-warmers are available now to heat things up in pink or blue for $22.

[Via MobileMag]

[Paul @ Sep 26th 2006 8:26PM]

Screw the ladies. Where can I get a pair of these for myself?

[kyleblack @ Sep 26th 2006 8:47PM]

total thinking usbminiport on phone to usb to gloves... oh yeah, warmness any were until my battery dies

[sine~language @ Sep 26th 2006 9:05PM]

Not the only one - I definately wasn't thinking G = Girl when I read the title.

/head casually rolling around the gutters

[KYDS3K @ Sep 26th 2006 8:50PM]

okay, am i the only freakin' pervert in here that had OTHER ideas about USB powered gloves 'for the ladies'???? come on!!!!

[qyiet @ Sep 26th 2006 11:41PM]

The slogan that popped into my head from the headline was: G Gloves, USB powered gloves for the ladies, guaranteed to hit the spot

[Brad @ Sep 26th 2006 9:02PM]

They totally passed up an easy nerd joke. The fingers on the left hand should be A-S-D-F; the ones on the right should be J-K-L-;

[Ferny @ Sep 27th 2006 3:27AM]

damn you beat me to it. that is the first thing I thought.

[Kreeper @ Sep 27th 2006 9:27AM]

I thought it was L-O-V-E and H-A-T-E

[lksugarman @ Nov 20th 2008 12:36AM]

Exactly what I was thinking, too.

[Tom @ Sep 26th 2006 9:20PM]

"Screw the ladies." ~ Paul

Okay, I will...

[Dp462090 @ Sep 26th 2006 9:20PM]

I can see the lawsuits now...

[ferrell @ Sep 26th 2006 9:33PM]

So, how exactly am I supossed to type in these?

[Stacyj @ Sep 26th 2006 9:50PM]

Thank heavens they come in multiple colors, I'd hate to think how silly I'd look wearing a pair that clashed with my outfit ...

[Drewboy @ Sep 26th 2006 10:12PM]

This sounded so wrong when I first read the headline...

[Superdotman @ Sep 26th 2006 10:17PM]

Even the Wii, you say?
POWER GLOVES

[krono6 @ Sep 27th 2006 4:34AM]

Mmm.. Playing with my friend's Wii using G Gloves.......
That came out wrong.

[strider_mt2k @ Sep 26th 2006 11:00PM]

Now you see? That's where they get you.

Everyone knows that the N-Gloves get better range and are much faster!

[granny down east @ Sep 26th 2006 11:33PM]

@KYDS3K: no. me,too
...and I warm my little feeties on my Athlon-powered tower under the desk. no kidding.

[Aaron @ Sep 27th 2006 2:54AM]

"I love the G-Glove. It's so bad."

[Andrei @ Sep 27th 2006 4:09AM]

I prefer wireless gloves...

http://andrei.info.ms

[Kangie @ Sep 27th 2006 6:45AM]

So.. my computer can now warm my feet, AND my hands... Now, if only the geeks of the world had something to warm their laps.. they'd be set.

[Whynot @ Sep 27th 2006 7:30AM]

Actually there is something to warm their laps: exploding batteries=instant warmth! :P
Maby not the kind of warmth you'd want to put there, though...ouch!

[zanbowser @ Sep 27th 2006 10:12AM]

@BRAD: Actually, I was thinking...

Left hand:
l.shift, a, w/s, d, (thumb) space

Right hand:
(thumb) mouse2, mouse1, mouse3, mouse2

I wonder if I could install an element in my nostromo... then my fingers wouldn't seize up in winter on those long fragfests, and I wouldn't have to wear ghey mittens.

[Emceay @ Sep 27th 2006 9:42AM]

The guys gloves are on the same site, though the hand model has pink glittery nail polish on... hmmm.

[Kenundrum @ Sep 27th 2006 10:40AM]

I guess it would be easy enough to take a portable USB power source that runs on AAs or something with you out in the cold and hook these to that- no? I was totally thinking about that sony vibrating addon i read about a while back aimed at the ladies when i read the title... didn't it come with "form-fitting silicon cover"? :-)

[cjrenaud @ Nov 27th 2006 10:57PM]

Are you and Ryan competing for the "Who Can Use 'Rocks' In Every Single Blog" award?