Screw robots that
play real instruments
, the new hotness is all about robots that play fake instruments
. Like, video game fake instruments
, as in Guitar Hero
. Enter Guitar HeroNoid, the real robot that shreds fake axe
and melts real face. Supposedly capable of seeing the screen and jamming with the best of us meatsacks, we think it's time we show these would-be robot overlords what's what. You may be more efficient at manual tasks, robots, but hell no do you have the soul of a musician. And hell no can you reach that wammy bar -- yet!