Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"As someone who doesn't reside in the USA, I was wondering what would be the best way to get internet for my computer in the US for a couple of weeks? If it were Europe I know I'd look for some prepaid data. Is there anything similar offered by American carriers? A MiFi or a data SIM that I can tether from would work, but I'm trying to maintain a tight budget. Help!"
1 - Who gives a damn?
2 - He's 3, I've done way worse stuff way older than 3 years old.
3 - So the dad went out of the room, big deal. Lots of parents do that. THe problem there is knowing if the kid is likely to flip out if he loses.
4 - The TV in the pic is only a friggin LG anyway. Those are what, 5 bones?