Oracle ships cardboard laptops

In a typical big-business outlay of money for no apparent reason, Oracle has begun to mail cardboard laptops to certain personages of distinction, touting "Information Rights Management" (or as we like to call it, Super Duper Security), which the company hopes to unload on willing consumers / companies / schoolmarms. Users who have received the laptops say the new systems are lightweight and stylish, although there have been complaints regarding the lack of an optical drive, screen, memory, trackpad, battery, motherboard, and processor.

[Via TheRegister]