*lights a cigarette amidst the explosion* "Dear God Jim, what happened?" Tried to masturbate using his Hello Kitty hand warmer "But it's everyw-" I know, we'll be cleaning it up for days, poor bastard, if only he'd gone with the Pikachu model.
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*lights a cigarette amidst the explosion*
"Dear God Jim, what happened?"
Tried to masturbate using his Hello Kitty hand warmer
"But it's everyw-"
I know, we'll be cleaning it up for days, poor bastard, if only he'd gone with the Pikachu model.