Hello Kitty USB foot warmers? We don't know what to say

Oh, wow. We... we'd like to thank Sanrio for making this possible. And mom. Thanks mom! Also, Thanko, a true inspiration to superfluous USB usage. You guys rock! There are just so many people to thank, we don't want to miss anyone! Brando, for selling all that Thanko crap. We... we promised ourselves we wouldn't cry! ... *sniffle* ... so much for that. We've just never been more proud, to live on an planet where beautiful things like Hello Kitty USB foot warmers can happen. A true achievement for mankind. Oh no, the orchestra is playing -- so many more people to thank -- thank you world!