The Rocket Phone goes for pizzaz, not eloquence

Although we've seen mobiles shaped like cars and geometric figures, what better to have in your pocket to yap on than, well, a rocket? This sensationally bizarre handset is far from sleek, but it's sure to fend off citizens nearby when you whip this thing out in public. Apparently, this thing sports USB connectivity, a T-Flash slot, built-in media player, color display, a two-megapixel camera, and a chrome-covered nosecone / rocket boosters. Don't bother asking about the price, you're better off checking this one out from afar.

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[John @ Sep 4th 2007 6:28AM]

oooh, shiny.

[Z @ Sep 4th 2007 6:29AM]

Woo, if someone sees you holding one of those in you hand, they may alert the police and you could end up in Cuba within 12hrs...

[Add_clark @ Sep 4th 2007 6:30AM]

a

[LordFarkward @ Sep 4th 2007 6:36AM]

it's as if you've read my mind!

[LondonConsultant @ Sep 4th 2007 6:36AM]

...with a T-Flash Gordon slot.

[LordFarkward @ Sep 4th 2007 6:42AM]

"ooo... are you happy to see me or do you have... OHHHH!!!!!! THE ROCKET PHONE!!!!!!! OMG TAKE ME HOME NOW!!!"

[maynard @ Sep 4th 2007 6:45AM]

It's plain ugly

[Ebbi @ Sep 4th 2007 6:47AM]

ahem...does it vibrate...

[h8rain @ Sep 4th 2007 12:09PM]

Yea that is what I was wondering.

Engadget is becoming NSFW with the MPIO MP3 players and now the Rocket Phone

Has someone seen my mind....Last place I remember was it was on the roof rolling down. :)

[nikster @ Sep 4th 2007 7:00AM]

This is so hideous it's actually kinda cool again.

[fitinferno @ Sep 4th 2007 7:05AM]

Haha...is that a rocket in your pocket??

[fitinferno @ Sep 4th 2007 7:05AM]

Why yes...yes it is.

[Greg @ Sep 4th 2007 7:51AM]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????????????

[alvis @ Sep 4th 2007 7:53AM]

Interesting shape, behold the iDildo!!

[Comacozi @ Sep 4th 2007 8:03AM]

lol idildo CLassic

[Natedog @ Sep 4th 2007 10:26AM]

*quickly trademarks the name iDildo*

[Dr. Reverend Shmoove, PhD @ Sep 4th 2007 10:35AM]

I'm only gonna pick this up if there is a matching Bluetooth buttplug

[MrFuNKy76 @ Sep 4th 2007 7:58AM]

red rocket!!

[Comacozi @ Sep 4th 2007 8:04AM]

dude you cant milk dogs..................

[Phour ZwanZig @ Sep 4th 2007 11:31AM]

Maybe not.. But I've milked a cat..

I have nipples, can you milk me..

[mnit @ Sep 4th 2007 7:58AM]

Do you know what eloquence means? I think you mean elegance.

[bob e @ Sep 4th 2007 8:02AM]

That is a beautiful phone. I love the built in stand... how much?

[strider_mt2k @ Sep 4th 2007 8:12AM]

I'd rather just have it as a useless item to look at than a phone.

[Luis @ Sep 4th 2007 8:19AM]

WOW.. ok we are going to have to go ahead and fire the guy that came up with this idea.. Yeah hmm.

[LBalsam @ Sep 4th 2007 8:20AM]

Life imitates South Park.

[Jens @ Sep 4th 2007 8:22AM]

more of that stuff - excellent...

[John @ Sep 4th 2007 8:43AM]

doubles as a womens sex toy! this product will do great.

[O2 @ Sep 4th 2007 8:49AM]

This must be NASA´s official phone

[David @ Sep 4th 2007 9:57AM]

Sigh.... You must mean "elegance", not "eloquence". Phones are not orators.

[NHAnimator @ Sep 4th 2007 10:27AM]

Great! I'll take a large pepperoni and sausage, er...

Oh, sorry. That's 'pizzaz', not 'pizzas'. Thought that sounded a little too cool for a phone.

[Tabo @ Sep 4th 2007 12:36PM]

whoosh

[LBC @ Sep 4th 2007 3:09PM]

Now that phone really deserves to be blended.

[brett @ Sep 4th 2007 11:39PM]

it looks like a collecters item

[RedBull Runner @ Sep 5th 2007 12:04AM]

That thing looks really uncomfortable to carry around... besides the "Is that a rocket in your pocket? etc" it really does look like it would hurt very much to carry that in your pocket.

although, how long until someone writes some software for it to take a series of pics after a certain amount of time and shoves an estes rocket motor or two into it.

[Icaro @ Sep 5th 2007 3:51AM]

Ouch, it's so awful!

[mark @ Sep 11th 2007 4:48PM]

phone mammaa from spacee...