The Rocket Phone goes for pizzaz, not eloquence
By Darren Murph 
posted Sep 4th 2007 6:23AM
posted Sep 4th 2007 6:23AM
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oooh, shiny.
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it's as if you've read my mind!
Woo, if someone sees you holding one of those in you hand, they may alert the police and you could end up in Cuba within 12hrs...
...with a T-Flash Gordon slot.
It's plain ugly
"ooo... are you happy to see me or do you have... OHHHH!!!!!! THE ROCKET PHONE!!!!!!! OMG TAKE ME HOME NOW!!!"
ahem...does it vibrate...
Yea that is what I was wondering.
Engadget is becoming NSFW with the MPIO MP3 players and now the Rocket Phone
Has someone seen my mind....Last place I remember was it was on the roof rolling down. :)
This is so hideous it's actually kinda cool again.
Haha...is that a rocket in your pocket??
Why yes...yes it is.
phone mammaa from spacee...
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????????????
Interesting shape, behold the iDildo!!
lol idildo CLassic
*quickly trademarks the name iDildo*
I'm only gonna pick this up if there is a matching Bluetooth buttplug
Do you know what eloquence means? I think you mean elegance.
red rocket!!
dude you cant milk dogs..................
Maybe not.. But I've milked a cat..
I have nipples, can you milk me..
That is a beautiful phone. I love the built in stand... how much?
I'd rather just have it as a useless item to look at than a phone.
WOW.. ok we are going to have to go ahead and fire the guy that came up with this idea.. Yeah hmm.
Life imitates South Park.
more of that stuff - excellent...
doubles as a womens sex toy! this product will do great.
This must be NASA´s official phone
Sigh.... You must mean "elegance", not "eloquence". Phones are not orators.
Great! I'll take a large pepperoni and sausage, er...
Oh, sorry. That's 'pizzaz', not 'pizzas'. Thought that sounded a little too cool for a phone.
whoosh
Now that phone really deserves to be blended.
it looks like a collecters item
That thing looks really uncomfortable to carry around... besides the "Is that a rocket in your pocket? etc" it really does look like it would hurt very much to carry that in your pocket.
although, how long until someone writes some software for it to take a series of pics after a certain amount of time and shoves an estes rocket motor or two into it.
Ouch, it's so awful!