Shooting Cubicle Alarm System keeps your stapler, paperclips safe

If you're truly trying to protect wares that actually posses a substantial level of worth, we'd recommend a few alternatives more suited for the job, but if you're simply trying to keep the office snoop from "borrowing" your red stapler, this cubicle defense system ought to suffice. Put simply, the three devices can be set up around your personal space, and while the first unit simply flashes, emits a blast and simultaneously alarms the other two, the second device actually throws out an uber-terrifying (okay, so maybe that's a stretch) red beam to further startle the invader. If he / she persists, the final unit launches two non-lethal missiles to let that encroacher know that you mean business. Yeah, it's not exactly intimidating, but if you've nothing better to do than watch a demonstration of the $39.99 system in action, check it out after the jump.

[Via Coolest-Gadgets]

[Lance @ Oct 27th 2007 10:21AM]

Spread more love, not war.

[toughGuy @ Oct 27th 2007 12:43PM]

You're a fruit, ain't you Lance?

[CUBSWILLWIN @ Oct 27th 2007 5:43PM]

nope, hes an earthy

[CUBSWILLWIN @ Oct 27th 2007 10:34AM]

This was on Tv yesterday!

[CUBSWILLWIN @ Oct 28th 2007 11:35AM]

and how the heck is this 40 bucks. It was 20 at toys r us last time i saw it

[coolbho3000 @ Oct 27th 2007 10:35AM]

Any word if you can put that DVD burner laser into the second device?

http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/10/dvd-laser-retrofitted-into-mini-mag-flashlight/

[luketc @ Oct 27th 2007 10:39AM]

And if, if they take my stapler, I will, I will set this building on
fire.

[Dave A. @ Oct 27th 2007 11:48AM]

Milton FTW!

[luketc @ Oct 27th 2007 11:51AM]

this is the last straw

[nih @ Oct 27th 2007 10:50AM]

This is just begging for some syringe needles to be glued onto the missiles. For uh, weighting. Yeah.

[Ricardo @ Oct 27th 2007 11:09AM]

Or a taser!

[Mike @ Oct 27th 2007 11:26AM]

Don't Taze Me Bro

[Ricardo @ Oct 27th 2007 11:10AM]

Is it just me or this might actually work as a cheap alarm system?

[RedBull Runner @ Oct 27th 2007 11:17AM]

would be a neat idea.. just pop the thing open, find the speaker outputs, and tie that to some other alerting system, like a GSM radio to send text messages

[strider_mt2k @ Oct 27th 2007 12:01PM]

-a MUST HAVE.

The modding possibilities are endless.

[MacNewb @ Oct 27th 2007 12:11PM]

Huh, surprising... no Milton, Office Space pun...

[KHugh @ Oct 27th 2007 6:42PM]

Someone made the stapler pun.

But who is going to have this in their cube. The noise it makes would piss me off if I had to hear that every time some jackass wanted to try it out. Make it silent so it doesn't intrude on everyone. Maybe that airsoft gun turret, 5000 RPM would be more of a deterrent.

[MacNewb @ Oct 28th 2007 2:37AM]

Meant in the article... ;)

[Flyy (NDF) @ Oct 27th 2007 12:48PM]

So how do you turn it off when you want to grab your own stapler for a sec..?

[9bit @ Oct 27th 2007 3:14PM]

I love the way that the theif just gives up disappointedly when the missiles hit him.

[Reader @ Oct 27th 2007 9:11PM]

Me too, was somewhat embarrassed at how bad the movie was but the ending made me laugh aloud. It was all worth it (and now I want one).

[AndrewP @ Oct 27th 2007 4:55PM]

I saw an ad for this on TV just about 20 minutes ago. It was advertised under the Spy Gear brand as a CHILDREN'S TOY.

[Kevin @ Oct 28th 2007 12:47AM]

I would like to know if you can link multiple systems together. Two missiles might not do much, ten would probably get the point across.

[N0iZe @ Oct 28th 2007 9:11AM]

10x40$ is way too much for a toy.. Or even a bunch of toys :P.