Yes, because it could never ever ever happen, and if it was, you'd be the first one to know.
Groups of hackers/crackers were NEVER ever ever paid to do something bad to anyone ever before. Nor has any gov't or para-military group ever once thought of doing such a thing.
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Yes, because it could never ever ever happen, and if it was, you'd be the first one to know.
Groups of hackers/crackers were NEVER ever ever paid to do something bad to anyone ever before. Nor has any gov't or para-military group ever once thought of doing such a thing.
Unless they are Chinese:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1098961,00.html
My point exactally...
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"...never ever ever...you'd be the first one to know.
...NEVER ever ever...ever...ever once thought of doing such a thing."
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