Nyko's wireless Wii nunchuk adapter hits the FCC, itself with the ugly stick

No matter how we might try and stop it, Nyko's wireless Wii nunchuk adapter / abomination ceaselessly advances upon the unsuspecting American consumer, stopping at nothing to ruin the delicate aesthetics of the Wii controllers and pump us full of even more unnecessary RF. The adapter and its receiver have just hit the FCC, and our nation's government has managed to use every ounce of photographic skill at its disposal to render these mutant hunks of plastic in as flattering a light as possible -- just look at that stained blue backdrop. Seriously, is anyone going to drop $20 on this thing? Isn't that money better spent on games? Explain yourself in comments, in ten words or less.

[Thanks, Mickel]

Read - Wireless adapter
Read - Receiver

[Aarun @ Mar 29th 2008 5:51AM]

Ugh....is this on fugly.com yet?

[ScareyJ @ Mar 29th 2008 1:26PM]

Did anyone (including the author) even look at the user manual to see how it works and LOOKS ... how the device is an adapter for the existing nunchuck that pops into it? When the nunchuck is in it ... it looks like the normal nunchuck with a pack under it for the transmitter circuit.

[jason @ Mar 29th 2008 6:45PM]

too many words...



FAIL

[Jamesology @ Mar 30th 2008 1:20AM]

LMAO @ Jason

Jason FTW!

[OneLove @ Mar 31st 2008 3:19PM]

they said they broke the mold when they made my penis!

[Bobfantastic @ Mar 29th 2008 5:51AM]

You can play behind your head without strangling yourself!
(phew, only 9 words)

[bbiessel @ Mar 29th 2008 5:57AM]

Looks like a little urinal.

[David Vogt @ Mar 29th 2008 6:13AM]

My thoughts also.

[Blaine Oliver @ Mar 29th 2008 7:46AM]

The question is will it blen....

Oh who cares its fugly!

[raven7587 @ Mar 29th 2008 11:14AM]

the actual nunchuck looks normal, that's the charger

[John B @ Mar 29th 2008 11:42AM]

Actually, Blaine, blending it might make it look more attractive.

[Phoenix @ Mar 29th 2008 1:34PM]

@raven

No, that's a shell that fits around a regular nunchuck. There is no charger. you are waving THAT around

[shortarabguy @ Mar 29th 2008 6:03AM]

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck this is nine words.

[Weeliano @ Mar 29th 2008 6:13AM]

Don't want cable to hit my nuts playing Boxing.

[Ghen @ Mar 29th 2008 5:51PM]

I agree wholeheartedly. That's happened at least twice. ten words.

[Mickel @ Mar 29th 2008 6:06PM]

How long is your nunchuck cable? Or how tall are you?!

[mac @ Mar 29th 2008 6:13AM]

Nyko controllers
Always look clumsy and old
But I acquiesce

[Shane @ Mar 29th 2008 9:32AM]

Nyko Haiku! Nice!

[hypereric @ Mar 29th 2008 10:06AM]

this contraption strange!
like spam advertisment, will
enlongate my schlong?

[Towncivilian @ Mar 29th 2008 10:21AM]

Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[HOOPER @ Mar 29th 2008 4:48PM]

STOLEN HAIKU

http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but

[hypereric @ Mar 30th 2008 8:37AM]

OUCH! Town Civilian
busted stealing haiku from
someone else's page!

[ahdok @ Mar 29th 2008 6:27AM]

I actually quite like having the wire there anyway.

[Tom @ Mar 29th 2008 6:37AM]

If only it worked with Wii Baseball. Batter up!

[ahdok @ Mar 30th 2008 3:13PM]

But... wii baseball doesn't use a nuchuck. Unless as ammunition...

[Tom @ Mar 31st 2008 12:03AM]

I know, that's why I said "if only".

[Jon R @ Mar 29th 2008 6:42AM]

Its already on sale @ Gamestop...Well at least my local Gamestop

[GumbyX84 @ Mar 29th 2008 8:05AM]

Just about to say that myself.
Little late to be going to the FCC isn't it?

[gigerkatt @ Mar 29th 2008 7:33AM]

Jeez, it aint that bad. Are you guys bored? You seem bored.

[Josh* @ Mar 29th 2008 7:35AM]

Yeah, you do seem bored. If you can't see the useful purpose of this you're a grade A fool / don't own a Wii.

[Josh* @ Mar 29th 2008 7:37AM]

Oh wait, a Nilay Patel article. It's more than likely both.

[ben @ Mar 29th 2008 2:26PM]

The convenience of wireless is kind of negated by the fact you never move it more than a cords length away from the wiimote, and there's a huge base at the bottom of it to throw off the weight distribution.

Unless you have problems with your kids accidentally asphyxiating themselves every time they wind up with a cord in their hands, this product is a no go.

[Josh* @ Mar 29th 2008 3:41PM]

@ ben

"you never move it more than a cords length away from the wiimote"

you mean, YOU never do. I'M always pulling the cord taught as I like having my hands wide apart when I play, a luxury a two part control system finally affords. the wire just ruins it. I'm hoping the weight difference is negligible.

[jason @ Mar 29th 2008 6:49PM]

10 words.....


FAIL!

[sdh @ Mar 29th 2008 7:48AM]

Oh, wireless nunchuck
Standing on a 2 inch base
Oh, wireless nunchuck
Get the f*ck out of my face

[conor @ Mar 29th 2008 7:55AM]

PS3 sooooooooooooooooooooooo much better

[bartoron @ Mar 29th 2008 8:00AM]

PS3 sooooooooooooo much more expensive.

[sdh @ Mar 29th 2008 8:06AM]

Heinz tomato ketchup waaaaaaaayyyy tastier than other brands

[Sime @ Mar 29th 2008 2:50PM]

@conor

was that a joke?

[Bob @ Mar 29th 2008 8:11AM]

I'd pay $20 for it if it included the actual nunchuk because that costs $20... Other than that, I wouldn't pay for the "luxury" of removing that wire because it's not a big deal to have it. Also, the only reason I'll ever buy a PS3 is to play Blu-Ray DVDs, and that's only because Apple's selection of movies to buy (not rent) through iTunes/Apple TV sucks. I wonder why they can't also sell the same movies they can rent??? I'll definitely get an Apple TV if the next version comes with the rumored DVR...

[Jevanzz @ Mar 29th 2008 8:21AM]

TEN WORDS OR LESS. What part didn't you understand?

[Bob @ Mar 29th 2008 8:44AM]

Um... ok... Are you serious? You are going to sit here and "yell" me because I used more then 10 words? Don't you have better things to do? Wow...

[Bob @ Mar 29th 2008 8:48AM]

I counted 5 postings that had more than 10 words as of this post... Are you going to ask all of those people what part they didn't understand also?

[Chris Macdonald @ Mar 29th 2008 9:08AM]

dude taker easy it's a joke

[James @ Mar 29th 2008 2:31PM]

@Bob
This is the internet, and it's serious business.
Good day.

[jason @ Mar 29th 2008 6:58PM]

you cant count to 10???


FAIL!

[Phour ZwanZig @ Mar 29th 2008 8:45PM]

Words take up too much space.


HA I PASS

[Bob @ Mar 30th 2008 8:30AM]

Funny how everyone ranked my post negative when I was just trying to defend my comment because I felt like he was being a jerk. Sorry, from now on I won't defend my posts. ;-)

[broli @ Mar 29th 2008 8:18AM]

20 bucks for a tumour seeems...nice.

[Shane @ Mar 29th 2008 9:33AM]

Get your URL SPAM outta here!