ASUS wants you to know that women and children are strong enough for an Eee PC
By Paul Miller 
posted May 20th 2008 1:27PM
posted May 20th 2008 1:27PM
[Thanks, Lost Melodies]
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I just wet myself when I saw that picture. That's probably the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Yes, nice comment but can you play doom?
Damn it! Am eating my lunch!
FFS Will you get over the whole &!@#ing Doom thing. Can this play doom can that????
Get out of the past. We have all heard that "joke" a million times. It isnt funny at all.
Funny... I typed a reply to this comment... and it's not anywhere to be found. The fourth dimension must have consumed it.
Surely far scarier is the cover of his DVD.
http://www.richardsandrak.com/
You didn't have to show me that... I just died. I think after seeing that nothing can scare me. Ever.
He looks like an elf because it looks like he has really pointy ears. Creepy :S
That's impossible. How could the 4th dimension, being time, possibly consume a comment? The fifth dimension on the other hand - that's a whole different set of rules...
Oh god...
Although I know it a real picture....somehow it still looks photoshopped.
Actually it is shopped - the Eee isn't actually in the original photo. You can see clearly from the angle it's at.
Oh really? I think he meant the boy!
@ Richard
LOL, I realized that....I meant the kid's head and body.
So many broken sarcasm detectors!
@ Tony
So true....but pretty funny no less.
It made my dick move though.
He has to be taking steroids. There's no way that's natural.
@samboini,
That is scarier than anything else
its actualy not.. he was crazy ripped back then... now hes just supernaturaly built...
Little Hercules is a beast
Wow...
Silly Asus. Women don't even know how to use computers.
That's not the only problem.
Despite being able to carry the EEE, neither women nor children are powerful enough to defend themselves when armed muggers try to swipe the white slab of joy.
and they'll have to order them online, because neither can drive to pick one up.
i feel sorry for the mugger that tries to swipe the eee pc from _that_ kid
That kid is weird
This is just wrong....
And the price of the Atom based EEE just went up by another $10.
Heard this before.
"Every time Engadget does an article on the Atom EEE, its price increases by $10."
Yawn.
Thats ... just not even remotely funny... why?
WHY????
WHYY????
Puny Earth People! Only Mordo Has The Power To Lift 1000g BWAHAHAHA!
LMAO!
I love Morbo! :D
uhh paul, is there any reason you have a half naked picture of a young boy readily available?
Good question...
Is there anything wrong with that, Tim? Not everyone needs to hide those pics to avoid dirty urges.
I've never complained about the stuff that passes for news here, but c'mon...really?
perhaps you'd rather have more "news" of how apple is rumored to release a new color of one of their SKUs?
what type of homo-erotic bullshi is this?
Almost like the 'bullshi' that come flying out of your mouth.
*comes
you came? i pity the wife in these scenarios....
homo AND pedo-erotic
that's how i like my pizzas!
scarred for life
Take a letter Mary....
and finally,
...or taking notes-on-the-go"
Thank you Mary, *Boss slaps her on the bum*.
Well I guess you want to be on your way to pick up the dry cleaning, kids and that roast for your husband this evening...
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How does crap like this ever get past proof reading?
I just threw up in my own mouth a little...egad.
Better than throwing up in someone else's.
I can't believe that kid is 5'9" at 16 now. I thought body building at a young age will stunt your growth.
5'9" is not that tall actually for 16. Most of my friends are 5'10+ and they are all 15 or 16....
I am actually 5'10" and i just turned 15....