Shouting vase muffles outbursts, doubles as flower holder

We genuinely hope you don't have a need for this thing, but after standing in one of the many iPhone lines for hours on end, only to hear Apple tell you to come back in the morning and try again, we can certainly see how it would come in handy. Best we can tell, the shouting vase is just a sophisticated (or not) muffling utensil, which enables tempestuous individuals to unleash incredible roars that no one will be forced to endure. Still, at €51 ($80), this thing better produce thoughtful alternatives to our maddening rants for it to be even close to worthwhile.

[Via Engadget Chinese]

[50tonrobot Posted Jul 17th 2008 7:52AM]

Wow, for people who know they shouldn't be yelling, can't help it and need relief. What has the world come to.

[greggo Posted Jul 17th 2008 8:13AM]

you put it on your kids when you beat em

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 8:17AM]

YOU M***** ****** *** ** * *****

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 10:12AM]

You'd pay more for a (higher end) Trumpet/Trombone mute. This would be good for singers who want to be curious to their neighbors.

[Benson Posted Jul 17th 2008 2:26PM]

Yes, indeed. You would seem curious to your neighbors if you sang into one of these in view of them.

Or did you mean courteous? Oh well, that too, I guess...

[mcarage Posted Jul 17th 2008 9:02AM]

What was the thought process behind this post?

This is funny lets post this and we'll just add some random stuff about the iPhone to make it seem relevant.

[waterwagen Posted Jul 17th 2008 9:50AM]

Welcome to the world of humor and light-hearted frivolity. Feel free to join in!

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 11:12AM]

NO U

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 12:07PM]

What kind of douche would buy this thing? At the very least this should be a practical joke gift at Spencers but for no more than $10

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 12:49PM]

im gonna go slap somebody

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 1:43PM]

Those crazy orientals come up with crazy products.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 17th 2008 5:07PM]

.........

[punkroyale Posted Jul 17th 2008 7:12PM]

honestly what is it with the japanese? isnt the point of screaming or cursing to be heard? who wants to almost pop a blood vein in your neck to get it all out and to then waste all that energy to have it go into a flower pot suctioned to your face? how undignified. no thank you.

on a side note it looks like the girl has burped into the flower pot and her 'gas cloud' is being expelled from the back. gross.

absolute trash.

[muzik 4 machines Posted Jul 17th 2008 7:23PM]

wonder if I could use it for almost silent recording of vocals late at night, by fitting a mic capsule insice, the mic would get full sound but the neighbor upstairs just a whisper
i wonder how it will do with the reflections of the inside

i also immediately tougt of using it as a speaker silencer, putting a 2 inch hi watage speaker inside and blasting my amp to 11

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 18th 2008 8:39AM]

guy on right says "WHERES MY SHIRT!!!"