WowWee's Alive Lion Cub dissected, juggled at a Mexican carnival

Turn away before it's too late, we beg you. Don't make the mistake we did by watching WowWee's Alive Lion Cub get splayed for the chuckling amusement of ol' Pig Eye Jackson. Should you choose to proceed, choose to hit that read link then be warned: you'll never eat bot-sausage again.

[Thanks, Robert O.]

[flexium @ Aug 7th 2008 2:35AM]

that's a weird news

[edy @ Aug 7th 2008 3:07AM]

You felt the need to write a comment ASAP without capitalizing, punctuating, or indeed even thinking about what you were saying just to be the first comment?

Could anyone possibly be that desperate for attention?

[o29 @ Aug 7th 2008 3:08AM]

@edy:

Welcome to Engadget

[phanbouy @ Aug 7th 2008 3:09AM]

well he did put an apostrophe in the first word...


....crickets...


yeah.... it's a tosser from a tosser

[canher @ Aug 7th 2008 11:23AM]

@edy
Could anyone possibly be that desperate for attention?

ummm.....you?

[Engadget: Please Confirm Your Comment @ Aug 7th 2008 3:01AM]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.

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[Zorque @ Aug 7th 2008 3:01AM]

The Jerk is a great movie and anyone who says otherwise is a terrible person.

[ShadowKain @ Aug 7th 2008 8:47AM]

And this is relevent how? -1

[Zorque @ Aug 7th 2008 11:15AM]

Maybe if you'd seen the movie you'd know, smartass.

[Anthony @ Aug 7th 2008 3:03AM]

this thing freaked me out in the other video.

[phanbouy @ Aug 7th 2008 3:13AM]

du-doo-du-doo-du-doo-du-doo

and now, unsolved mysteries.

why is is that, collectively, kenny g, michael bolton, celine dion, garth brooks, hootie and the blow (fish), and dave matthews band (he's deep. and sensitive) have sold 847 billion records?

is there any hope left for humanity?

[takashisenke @ Aug 7th 2008 3:45AM]

So... where's the heroine stash?

[Bloody Rids @ Aug 7th 2008 4:25AM]

Looks like a lion to me.

[deyanimay @ Aug 7th 2008 5:22AM]

You must be orange color blind. =)

[Adam @ Aug 7th 2008 8:35AM]

They should of used the word "huggled" instead of "juggled", but I guess they weren't going for "cutesy, 14-year-old girl" points

[ShadowKain @ Aug 7th 2008 8:45AM]

The horror!

Seriously though, not worth of being on engadget as a story

[Ed $ @ Aug 7th 2008 9:34AM]

omg juggled at a Mexican carnivale!...I almost sprayed coffee all over my keyboard. That is SO classic. I wonder what % of Engadget readers understood that one?

[Danny Lewis @ Aug 7th 2008 3:21PM]

i can has symbiote?