Caption contest: cat driving Roomba -- is not so impressed, actually

This is one nonplussed feline, folks. No, he doesn't mind zooming around on the Roomba all day for the humans to videotape, upload to YouTube and laugh at around "the office" all day. Sure, he'll humor you, go ahead and caption -- capshun, if you will -- him until you're blue in the face. He'll have the last LOL. Oh yes, he will.

Josh F.: "The perpetual cat-hair, spot-cleaning cycle ultimately spelled doom for this unlucky Roomba, much like tic-tac-toe did in WOPR in 1983."
Paul: "Must do no harm, must do no harm... wait, does that only apply to humans?"
Chris: "HOVERCAT IZ ON UR CARPIT / STEALIN UR DIRTZ" or "iRobot's demonstration of Roomba's new 'fight or flight' algorithm is an unqualified failure."
Laura: "What part of this is the food?"
Thomas: "Take your complaints up with the staff, Rrrroomba. There's one holding the camera now."

[Via bookofjoe]

[Davids Posted Nov 20th 2008 1:17PM]

How come I can't get this thing to take me to the kitchen!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 20th 2008 7:30PM]

Hey MTV, please pimp my ride!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 20th 2008 1:36PM]

"nonplussed" = "surprised". You have used it to mean "not surprised."

[Wwhat Posted Nov 28th 2008 6:44AM]

Nonplussed is better described as 'perplexed'
That changes things a bit.

OED entry:

nonplus /nQn"plVs/ n. & v.L16. [f. L non plus not more, no further.]A n. Pl. -sses.
A state in which no more can be said or done; inability to proceed in speech or action; a state of perplexity; a standstill. Chiefly in at a nonplus, bring to a nonplus, reduce to a nonplus.

[madocs Posted Nov 20th 2008 2:19PM]

With enough super glue, you can make any animal "drive" the roomba...

[gorillandy Posted Nov 20th 2008 3:07PM]

Pawfessor X controls his hover chair with his mind... and still needs some practice.

[BadWolfCubed Posted Nov 20th 2008 3:46PM]

Wow, this LOL Cat really sucks!

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 20th 2008 5:10PM]

Mad kleenin skillz, I haz dem!

[Mr Hett Posted Nov 20th 2008 5:14PM]

Whippin' It!!

[Wwhat Posted Nov 21st 2008 7:31AM]

Can you resist the haunting music of the ruumba?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 21st 2008 9:30AM]

Eh, it's still beats a Ford Focus.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 25th 2008 12:06AM]

I want to drive Zambonis when I get big. Meanwhile.......

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 25th 2008 1:33PM]

"WTF, how do I get this thing out of first gear?"

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 26th 2008 7:11PM]

All the witches will be so jealous when they see what I traded my broom in for! Hahahaha