Caption Contest: Sony Vaio P is escorted to Grand Central Station
By Laura June 
posted Feb 2nd 2009 1:03PM
posted Feb 2nd 2009 1:03PM
Sony looks to drum up a little more buzz for its new ultraportable, the Vaio P, at Grand Central Station.
Paul: "There's a Vaio P configuration for every wig-adorned model in your life."
Josh T.: "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went. Wait, no. It went to the VAIO P."
Nilay: "Alias has really gone downhill."
Joseph: "It's nice when replicants find honest work."
Laura: "You have no idea how expensive it is to make something look this cheap."
Donald: "Ok, now bring out the mimes."
Chris: "Don't just stand there, let's get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it... vogue."
Tim: "Seven blondes walk into a Sony Style ..."
Thomas: "Hey look, those mannequins are just as slow with the VAIO P as Vista!"
Ross: "And like that, Andrew McCarthy and Meshach Taylor knew just what to do to kick-start their careers."
Paul: "There's a Vaio P configuration for every wig-adorned model in your life."
Josh T.: "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went. Wait, no. It went to the VAIO P."
Nilay: "Alias has really gone downhill."
Joseph: "It's nice when replicants find honest work."
Laura: "You have no idea how expensive it is to make something look this cheap."
Donald: "Ok, now bring out the mimes."
Chris: "Don't just stand there, let's get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it... vogue."
Tim: "Seven blondes walk into a Sony Style ..."
Thomas: "Hey look, those mannequins are just as slow with the VAIO P as Vista!"
Ross: "And like that, Andrew McCarthy and Meshach Taylor knew just what to do to kick-start their careers."
I'm disgusted that you guys who make fun of Meshach Taylor. Sacrilege!
like. no. other. (?)
please make sure the person you intend to clone does not carry any objects into the chamber. do not break international cloning law.
Hey engadget staff !!
Stick to writing about gadgets... for irreverent literary style we have WooT !!
Yo, the Vaio P is a gadget. And when have we ever NOT been irreverent?
Vaio-P is a gadget.. the blondes are not; most caption comments were aimed at the girls and average C/B+ for funny... IMHO
Engadget does stick to gadgets. Unlike some gadget sites that can't get over their man crush for our new President!
You're saying CG blondes aren't gadgets? News to me.
dude... CG is not the same as photoshop.
Blondes ARE gadgets! I have one under my bed.
"One of these is not like the other."
Someone's probably sent that in already though :[
The mobile laptop for an immobile world..
I would say "The cheap netbook for rich people" This goes really well right next to your trendy Vertu cellphone!
Better call it's "over price netbook."
Atom, vista and $1000. isn't mixed.
Suddenly, Robert Palmer is relevant again ...
"seven blondes walk into a Sony Style" HAH lmao
not "lmao"... scary :-S
Sony executives immediately rejected the concept of mime drag queens as Vaio spokespersons.
Sony VAIO: because even RealDolls need computers too.
"Vaio P, it's as anorexic as our models."
So wait...Sony touts this as being able to fit into your pocket, yet the marketing department decides to put all the models into clothes with NO pockets? X_X
You can fit it in your "pocket," if you know what I mean...
... You mean cleavage, right?
RIGHT?!
They're models, they have no discernible cleavage!
Vaio P -you wouldn't want to use it but it is good enough to be a prop for a mannequin.
One of these things is not like the other...
you're right. one's in gray
Looks like a football huddle in bizarro world.
Dibs on the blonde.
Sweet, you should take the one in the black dress.
the one in the gray at the top looks pretty hot...
seven...tiny....notebooks....whoooaaaaaa...[crash]
How many blondes does it take to escort an overpriced netbook through the New York City public transportation system?
So, I'm assuming from the comments and the editors remarks that the Vaio P seesm to be less than spectacular as it's hype suggests? Or is it perfectly spec'ed for half its price?
rule #1
you should never assume the quality of a gadget from what engadget editors write
The specs are worth around 350$ (it has a great (ok thats arguable) screen, but the processor is below average). The other about 600$ is in the design.
Oh, so it's a mac? ;)
When this excitment about crappy overpriced vaio p piece of s*** end?
We're frozen. But our computers aren't. Usually.
"Here little boy, want a toy?"-Says the one on the left
Sony Vaio P, Your as dumb as these blondes here if you buy it.
"You're" would have made you look like less of an idiot...
Thanks for letting me know. I forgot how much grammar, with an A, mattered on Engadget.
wow talk about cutbacks... lost sony jobs and now unemployed models?!
hrm.. i guess korean companies can still afford models.. we'll see how long that lasts
Remember when all laptops used those "awesome" nub mice?
Behind the scenes of the new viral Robert Palmer video Addicted to a Vaio
i was thinking the same exact thing. simply irresistable. heheh.
"Netbook" is to "Vaio P" as "Streetwalker" is to:
a) Streetwalker.
b) Netbook.
c) High-class hooker, which is to say, skinnier, hotter, more decorated, with a fancier name, but, when you're finished, basically the same.
d) Transvestite, you homo.
"Does this make me look fat?"
No really, just makes your ass look huge.