Caption contest: Cricket builds the world's largest cellphone
By Chris Ziegler 
posted Mar 10th 2009 6:01PM
posted Mar 10th 2009 6:01PM
Chris: "Leaving out the microSD slot was purely a design decision."
Don: "Hey, anybody remember where we put the world's smallest cellphone?"
Paul: "yo, david, can we meet up for this fight tmrw? me and my philistine buddies got totally wasted last night, got giant hangover. thx."
Joe: "Sure, Cricket has a bigger network, but Boost Mobile has better ringtones."
Josh T.: "And yet... the display is still cramped."
Nilay: "Finally, we will crush the iPhone!"
Thomas: "Hold on, let me walk over to my inbox"
Jacob: "The good news? Grandma will be able to see the buttons. The bad news? She won't be able to dial a number without an oxygen tank."
I wonder what the SAR on that thing would be.... lol.
WIN.
I was about to post the exact same thing. :)
"The new deterrent to Drunk Dialing! Try and Hit our numbers when drunk!"
"The new deterrent to Drunk Dialing! Try and Hit our numbers when drunk!"
Great maybe now I can make a call on cricket without dropping the call! xD
In California is it still illegal to talk on if it's in the bed of my truck?
Can you see me now? Good!
Skynet went online on August 4, 1997, learns at an exponential rate and becomes aware at 2:14am on August 29,1997 and then launches a nuclear war to prevent humans from tuning it off
Happy to see me, or is that the worlds largest cellphone in your pocket?
Honey, I shrunk the design team.
Everybody involved in the project is now dead.
Zach Morris first on waiting list
A 3.2 reading on the Richter scale can be achieved in vibrate mode.
Sorry for stealing your idea in my post below, I didn't see it. :(
THE IPHONE IS BETTER!!!
"Paul Bunyun called, he wants his cell phone back."
How could he call without a cellphone?
Oddly, it still has a 2 megapixel camera.
And they still could not get multi-touch in that beast!
FAIL!
HAHAHAH!
you know, that most likely is the case..
Facebook group: "I need your numbers, lost my phone"
Can you Effin' hear me now!?
"Buildings collapsed and dozens were killed when the World's Largest Cell-phone was set to vibrate."
Presenting the World's first kick screen phone.
"450"....."R!"......."Yes, 3 R's"
The set pieces for "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" were way ahead in predicting the future.
Now with multitouch support! (required second person not included)
But does it have copy and paste?
Where the heck is the power button?
The better question is did they go with Mini USB, Micro USB, or the new Frik'n Huge USB standard for the connector?
"It's pretty awesome but the 15 second talk-time kinda sucks"
"Everytime I use it the microwaves make me grow another arm"
"Really sorry for throwing my phone at you when I was drunk last night and running off like that, can you bring it over when you get this voice mail?"
Well... The VAIO P upped the standard requirements for pocket size; let's see them up this!
Wow, they've finally built a phone to match the pocket size for the average American.
If you're saying Americans have deep pockets, then you must be REALLY bad off...
If you were trying to say that Americans are fat -. well, then it was a very weak joke...
Americans are fat! As a fact
All your reception are belong to me!
I'd like to see the "emo" kids fit this in their pockets....
Skinny pants suck
Try to blend this!
Freaking awesome... If that doesn't place I will hurt someone.
does it slide closed?
someone needs to make a giant blender for that thing
Alas, the slider motion requires a mule team.
Only free in your local calling area... because it doesn't fit out the door.
Cricket CEO Guy: "Guys, lets make a plan that includes FREE unlimited nationwide roaming voice and data!"
Cricket creepy engineer guy with no friends: "Sir, I've been working on just the phone for you."
I guess this merits a "That's what she said!" joke.
Is that a Cricket phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?