Caption contest: Cricket builds the world's largest cellphone

Regional carrier Cricket has set about breaking the Guinness record for the world's largest cellphone, crafting a giant Samsung Messager out of wood, metal, lights, wizardry, and love. It'll be officially unveiled tomorrow, but in the meantime, we've been treated to some behind-the-scenes footage of the 8th Wonder Of The World's creation. Follow the break for video.

Chris: "Leaving out the microSD slot was purely a design decision."
Don: "Hey, anybody remember where we put the world's smallest cellphone?"
Paul: "yo, david, can we meet up for this fight tmrw? me and my philistine buddies got totally wasted last night, got giant hangover. thx."
Joe: "Sure, Cricket has a bigger network, but Boost Mobile has better ringtones."
Josh T.: "And yet... the display is still cramped."
Nilay: "Finally, we will crush the iPhone!"
Thomas: "Hold on, let me walk over to my inbox"
Jacob: "The good news? Grandma will be able to see the buttons. The bad news? She won't be able to dial a number without an oxygen tank."

[jscholz Posted Mar 12th 2009 1:21PM]

"I'll install the speaker...can you please hand me that Cerwin-Vega 15" woofer over there"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 12th 2009 8:19PM]

I found that guys myspace!!!

myspace.com/caseone

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 12th 2009 11:06PM]

"We're not quite as pocket-sized as that VAIO P, but we're close."

[collide007 Posted Mar 13th 2009 1:14AM]

GP: "Wow, I see from your pedometer that you've walked 20 miles today, i'm impressed. Where did you go?"
Patient: "Actually, I didn't leave my room, I just sent my friend a text message."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2009 6:36AM]

"Now comes with the world's tiniest remote."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 17th 2009 11:29AM]

While he was typing in that text. I got the sudden urge to "Buy a Vowel"

[ic wiener Posted Mar 17th 2009 10:43PM]

pancakes

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2009 6:39AM]

Did you see, where I droped my cellphone ?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2009 6:39AM]

World's first multiplayer cellphone!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 11:31PM]

How in hell did you guys steal God's cellphone??

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 11:36PM]

PEOPLE:: EEEEEEEEAAAAARRTTTTTTTHHQQQQUUAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Sorry Sorry thats my cellphone, my bad, I'll pay for that, Ouch! that has to hurt, thats gonna leave a mark..