Stuffed Care Bears head is a perfect phone holster, complete nightmare

Not going to lie here -- we're having a really tough time determining whether this is just mildly weird, astonishingly strange or adorably cute. While we wrestle with our emotions, we'll candidly explain that this stuffed Care Bears head does nothing more than hold your cellphone and cast dubious glances in your direction. If that's all you need to be happy, you can snag yours now for $13.27. Just don't be alarmed when guests begin making up excuses to bounce approximately 3.9 seconds after seeing this on the kitchen table, okay?

[Via OhGizmo]

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:07PM]

The real nightmare is the fact that it is NOT an iPhone...

AHAHAH!!

(low rank city here i come!)

[conscious Posted Mar 15th 2009 6:07AM]

this fails because you can not only use a fuzzy animal slipper instead, but it would hold at least 3 phones. also your foot could go in it.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:13PM]

It looks like it is being forced to like the fact a phone is in its head.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:16PM]

Hi, iPod owner, I would like to play a game.

[Aguiluz Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:21PM]

Care Bear STAAAAAAREE!!! *bwgshhhh!!*

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:29PM]

Next, sew a Chumby on top of the Care Bear's headless body. I'm thinking that'll be Stephen King's next book.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:31PM]

Since when did engadget become a shrink's couch?

Some of the comments are more disturbing than the photo.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 10:49PM]

What's going on here? YouTube is up and operational. Is it actually possible that Engadget is receiving overflow idiocy from their god-forsaken comment system?

God save us all.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 11:02PM]

*Decapitated with care and transported from farm to store within 3-5 days to ensure maximum freshness.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 14th 2009 11:04PM]

I heard it's for the palm pre,.,

[va jj Posted Mar 14th 2009 11:40PM]

is meant for pedophiles to discreetly spy on little kids when they're not watching. peeping city.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2009 12:23AM]

Looks like the webcam of a plushy porn site.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2009 1:40AM]

A little-known fact is Care Bears care for your personal electronics.

The slot? Care Bears did their heads in long time ago, while worrying about your personal electronics.

[1 Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:08AM]

Shank is spewing verbal diarrhea everywhere to. My IQ drops just reading them. Can we get a system to block individual users so that we don't have to see them?

[1 Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:09AM]

*ahem*
too of course.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:19AM]

If it was the head of a Happy Tree Friends character, nobody would complain.

[stridermt2k Posted Mar 15th 2009 10:59AM]

Make a Meatwad one.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 15th 2009 1:17PM]

I was just about to say, the above image, the carebear looks kind of like Meatwad. ha.

[oneloveoneworld Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:21PM]

I am sorry if I have caused any disturbance to the Engadget community. I apologize for any inconvenience. Thank You.

[oneloveoneworld Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:24PM]

I am sorry if I have caused any disturbance to the Engadgetcommunity. I apologize for any inconvenience. Thank You.

[oneloveoneworld Posted Mar 15th 2009 5:24PM]

I am sorry if I have caused any disturbance to the Engadget
community. I apologize for any inconvenience. Thank You.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 16th 2009 1:37AM]

I would say that a few girls might go buy it and have it in their room. Other than that it is way too costly and an absolute horror.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 16th 2009 4:10AM]

In jail these things are called fifi bags.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 20th 2009 9:02AM]

Darren Murph . your posts are getting stupider every second.