LG's X110 netbook hits the FCC, insightful user manual in tow
By Donald Melanson 
posted Apr 16th 2009 3:31AM
posted Apr 16th 2009 3:31AM
LG's X110 netbook has been floating about Europe since last year, but it is apparently still headed this way, and it's now once step closer to availability now that it's passed through the FCC. Not surprisingly, the netbook itself appears to remain unchanged, with it still packing the usual 10-inch display, an unspecified Intel Atom processor, up to 1GB of RAM, a 2.5-inch SATA hard drive, built-in Bluetooth, a 1.3 megapixel webcam and, apparently, your choice of a three-cell or six-cell battery. One thing we hadn't caught a glimpse of before, however, is the manual, which offers no shortage of insight into the proper use of a netbook, including reminders to not use it in a sauna or laundry room, to be aware of any potential foul odors, to not use the battery as a pet chew toy and, of course, to not leave any object closer than 15 centimeters from the computer. Head on past the break for just a brief sample of it (including a profound warning for any gamers out there), and hit up the link below for the rest of the FCC goods.
Damn. That ruins any plans I had hearing noise while playing 3D games.
Caution: You may be insane, weak, or stupid.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball...
Wait...3D mode?!
When you open the laptop, it goes from spanning a two dimensional plane to inhabiting a three dimensional space.
Serious answer:
2D mode: Windows explorer
3D mode: Counter-Strike
I liked @zomg0t answer better, witty and intelligent. Why can't we all be like him?
Thats nice looking
looks like those external slot loading dvd drives...
Oh dear, I seem to have left my hammer on the laptop. Better not close the screen on top of it, I might break it! Whoops! I forgot the hammer was right there! Silly me! Let's go play some games... Oh no it's making sounds! Oh no, now I have schizophrenia and my leg is broken from playing games!
Well is the hammer okay!?
Dude, thats what u get for not reading the manual
This manual is English. Please read from left to right.
nice looking
Do all testing rooms look so...ghetto?
The only reason I read this article was because I thought LG put a Sideshow-esque screen on a netbook... sigh.. maybe another day..
O wait... It get better
"Install a vaccine program on your computer and do not download illegal programs nor access any corruptive
web site such as those pushing pornographic contents.
The system may be infected and impaired."
"For minors, we recommend a program that blocks access to illegal or pornographic web sites.
Minors' exposure to adult-only contents may inflict psychological instability or even trauma on them. Take
an extra precaution for your children if the whole family is using this machine."
L.....O....L
And a NOT SO LOL warning...
"The fluorescent lamps on the LCD panel contains mercury.
If you have contacted the liquid from the LCD panel, immediately wash the substance away with water. If
you feel any slightest trouble, visit your doctor immediately."
"If a child swallowed a nut, the may get suffocated"
Ewwwww.
"Do not leave the machine in a car"
Then later it says:
"When leaving machine in a car, keep in shadow"
So they already know we are going to ignore some of these rules...
And for some reason this one just cracks me up:
"Do not press Eject button while the CD-ROM drive is running"
Really?
This has been available in Canada for many months...check futureshop.ca...
Having used the machine, build quality is very good, screen is mediocre, but the keyboard is quite good. It is very chunky and thick though
Hehe..Japanese Wii manual beats this one!
http://www.destructoid.com/japanese-wii-manual-hilarity-28333.phtml