When it's not busy perpetrating negative stereotypes about alien cranium sizes, Dell's Alienware
has been known to throw together a product teaser
now and then. This latest one points to 20 days in the future, when Alienware will presumably unveil a "new gaming laptop & computer" (according to the header) dubbed "Allpowerful." Seems a little pretentious, sure, but we wouldn't expect anything less. We'll see y'all in June.